fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.
i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.
by dave July 18, 2003
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JV

1. Short for Juvenile Court or Detention (aka jail).
2. Short for junior varisty in dealing with a sports team or colorguard and cheerleading, which are not a sports - ie you suck.
Damn after JV practice the cops caught me jackin' a old pos (piece of shit) and now I got to go to my JV hearing where they probably will send me to JV.
by Dave January 23, 2004
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KSK

Kommando Spezielkrafte

Almost a successor to the GSG9, the KSK are Germany's elite commando unit that take on international missions.
"KSK, not KKK."
-me
by Dave September 10, 2004
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serfunk

When something is weird or different. Can be used in a good or bad way.
"He's pretty serfunk."
or
"That's serfunked"
by Dave August 25, 2003
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brontosaurus

A term used to indicate a very old person.
"That old hag's a friggin' brontosaurus!"
by Dave January 14, 2004
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fried chicken

Some damn good eatin'. Considered a favorite of blacks (for actually quite some time, like decades), but anyone can eat this luscious, succulent treat. ^.^
"Get me summa dat friiiied chicken mothufucka!"

"A word of advice : Hardees fried-chicken is delicious, but it will give you a bowel-attack if you're not careful."
-me
by Dave October 28, 2004
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Stalingrad

A major setting in the Eastern theater of WWII, where almost-infinite Soviets were sent into battle to fend off the invading nazi forces. An entirely urban setting, it was one of the bloodiest scenarios during WWII.

Maybe this is why the Russians call WWII "The Great Patriotic War".
"Stalingrad is a decent map to fight on in Battlefield."
-me
by Dave December 30, 2004
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