Cops

See pigs

Those goddamned cops took my stash.

by Dave September 20, 2003

thong

A very beautiful piece of clothing, worn often by females, especially beautiful females.
A thong is like a pair of panties, but more slim, tight, and especially exposes the buttocks.

Thongs also come in the form of bikini bottoms or one-piece swimsuits.

Thongs are NOT appropriate for males. But that's my opinion. I don't wear thongs, I wear basic white underwear.

"My girlfriend says she always wears thongs because she 'doesn't like panty-lines'. Well, whatever works for her. Personally, she is sexy in a thong. ^.^ "
-me

"I think women wear thongs because they are liked, or if they know they're hot."
-me

by Dave April 23, 2004

head cheese

A type of food that the big brother of some insane hick is good at making. Source : The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old version). What is head-cheese? Use your imagination if you dare...

"My brother makes good head-cheese!

by Dave September 22, 2004

Rooskie

Improper spelling of the word "ruskie", which is a racist slur toward a Russian.

"Damn Rooskies!"
"You spelt it wrong."
"Oh shut up you commie!"
"Stop being judgmental. I never said I believed in--"
"YES YOU DID GODDAMMIT!!"
"Jesus Christ man. Take some ridalin. No wait, don't, uh, for Godsakes take a sedative or whatever. I mean seriously, it's OK to be proud to be an American, but don't let all that pride get to your head. -,- "

by Dave July 06, 2004

zoom zoom

Trademark from Mazda's commercials, both in the music and spoken by young boy at the end.

Music/Song:
"zoom... zoom... zoom"

Boy:
"Zoom... Zoom"

by Dave March 14, 2004

Spubble

To take a very, very long time over something.

Where's Ollie? I don't know - he's probably engaged in a bit of spubble

by Dave December 09, 2003

Russian T-bag

When a guy takes a piss in a girls mouth and then dunks his balls in her mouth thats still filled with his own piss.

Hey, it was pretty nice giving your mom a Russian T-bag last night.

by Dave May 12, 2003