DAVE's definitions

criminal

A hack, of various forms including political, used against a person who's rich or abundant in money.

"Our government is run by criminals."

by Dave January 14, 2004

grunt

*A type of grumbling noise made on certain occassions, such as being hit by something, or being exasperated, etc.

*An ordinary soldier.

*Synonym for ape, a person of low intelligence.

"I grunt when I have to shit."
-me

"Infantrymen of the US Army and USMC are grunts. Unless their special forces."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

pop goth

A particular group of people that only dress and act gothic when it's popular to do so. Hot Topic goes through certain "phases" in their merchandising. Sometimes they cater to the punk kids. Sometimes they cater to the emo kids. And sometimes they cater to the goth kids. But the goth kids I make reference to are not bona-fide goth kids. They are only goth kids when it's their turn at Hot Topic. But when their turn ends and Hot Topic turns emo once again (they never cater to the metalheads, Hot Topic metal is trash) they may in fact be normal kids. dressing in normal clothes and acting like normal kids act.

"I liked Nightmare Before Christmas a lot more before the pop goths at Hot Topic wore it out and ruined it."

by Dave June 19, 2006

lancer evolution

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 7
Engine: 2000 DOHC 16-valve Intercooler Turbo
Engine type: 280HP 4G63 Turbo
Bore x Stroke: 85.0 x 88.0
Displacement: 1997cc
Power: 206kW/6500
Torque: 383Nm/3500
Full-time 4WD
Transmission 5-speed manual
Steering: Rack & Pinion
Suspension: Front MacPherson Strut, Rear Muli-link
Brakes: front 17" BREMBO ventilated disc, Rear: 16" BREMBO ventilated disc
Length: 4455mm
Width: 1770mm
Height: 1400kg

i love the evo's, i own an evo 7, mine isnt stock, 304HP HKS Racing Intake, HKS SSQ BOV, HKS Racing Exhaust, C-West Body Kit, 18"x 8" Enkei NT03 rims, 235/40/18 Yokohamma ADVAN AVS Sport Tires.

0-60: 4.2 sec
1/4 mi: 12.3 sec

Evo's from the Evo V and up are easily 10 second cars with little upgrades.

by Dave March 12, 2004

morngy

teddy out of pram face like a slapped arse sad git.

she was morngy after i prematurly ejaculated on her mum

by dave October 11, 2004

Piggsy

A character in Manhunt. A fat guy who is naked and has the head of a pig (torn from a pig's body). He almost resembles a pig!

He can't speak proper english. He likes to use a chainsaw too.

"Piggsy's gonna suck yer guts!!"

"Piggsy bored....goin' home, to go to sleeeeeeep!"

"This Piggsy's hoooome!!"

"Piggsy!! Angry!!"

"Weeeeeeeeee!!!"

by Dave March 28, 2004

CQB

Close Quarters Battle

Speaks for itself, but if you must receive a definition : CQB is the art of hand-to-hand combat.

"Martial Arts is very essential to be a great soldier excelling in CQB. I mean, look at Solid Snake! ^_^ "
-me

by Dave February 23, 2004