DAVE's definitions

clown wig

The untrimmed pubic hair bush of a grown man.

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.

by Dave February 10, 2004

birdie

A slang term referring to the middle finger.

"I gave that fucker the birdie when he wasn't lookin'."

by Dave September 28, 2004

sheet

how asians say shit.

Dave - my mum died
Mo - or sheet.

by Dave November 9, 2003

Switzerland

*A European country.

*To be neutral; to be neither good nor bad, to neither attack nor be attacked; derived off of Switzerland's peaceful, stable nature.

"Switzerland makes cool knife kits, and is said to have lots of banks. ^_^ Then again I say that because I hear a LOT about how people deposit some of their money into Swiss banks."
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

Texas Tea

A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.

"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
-me

by Dave September 30, 2004

green day

Greenday is actually the definition of the earliest calendar day for appointments. For instance when you book an appointment with your doctor the earliest day available is the Green Day **Green for go**

Your GYNOB will see your green Vagina on the green day.

by Dave August 30, 2005

OD

*Acronym for "overdose".

*Acronym for "Olive-Drab", a green-grey color, used often in the military.

*Acronym for "overdo", "overdone", "overdid".

"OD is the predecessor to camouflage."
-me

by Dave November 3, 2004