what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg
by dave February 21, 2005
An interjection used when one is unsure that his audience believes what he just said, usually followed by an abbreviated retelling of said disbelieved topic.
An interjection used when one wants to change the mood from humorous or light to one where his audience will trust that what he's about to say is true.
See also seriously
An interjection used when one wants to change the mood from humorous or light to one where his audience will trust that what he's about to say is true.
See also seriously
by dave June 24, 2004
Commercially available industrial and domestic work bot designed to provide ISDN technical support and dispensing hot lovin’.
by Dave November 20, 2003
Epitomising the musical ideals of sub-underground black metal - the kind of stuff that comes out in limited editions of 300 through vinyl-only labels based in a cave in Belarus. The exact requirements of kvltness vary depending on who you talk to, but usually involve icy, impenetrable production, black-and-white cover art, and concepts drawn from black magic, pagan myths or out-and-out nihilism.
Like anyone who takes art seriously these days, kvltists are the target of much mockery even from fellow extreme metal fans.
Like anyone who takes art seriously these days, kvltists are the target of much mockery even from fellow extreme metal fans.
by Dave June 19, 2004
by dave January 09, 2003
The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.
"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF
by Dave March 28, 2004