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shmarl

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a real awesome event/thing/object
dave the shmarl
by dave January 11, 2004
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BLUMF

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I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.
by Dave January 10, 2004
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tight

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1. close together or without flexibility
2. a term used by preppies to mean that something is cool or awesome (special rule: if you don't want to sound like a silly preppy, then you MUST follow tight up with the word vagina whenever you use it in the awesome context(this rule was created by my man, colin lamb))
1. these pants are so tight my balls cant breathe
2.a(preppy). those shoes are TIGHT!
b(not preppy). those shoes are TIGHT.... vagina!
by Dave January 9, 2004
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SMOE

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acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000
That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!
by dave January 9, 2004
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cunting

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an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.
man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck
by dave January 9, 2004
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pussydukt

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your backyard.
the computer you're sitting at.
tan's small dick.
by dave January 9, 2004
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scoom

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A rather posh way of pronouncing the word skum
look at that shite over there he's the lowest of the lowest he's skoom
by Dave January 8, 2004
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