DAVE's definitions

Anus Tariff

A tax applied to male prostitutes by the Sweedish Government

The Male Prostitute went to pay his anus tariff

by dave November 26, 2003

SAS

Special Air Service.

The name for England's most powerful, elite special forces squad, specializing especially in counterterrorism. History dates back to WWII, thus making this unit also specialize in battlefield tactics.
What makes the SAS so superior in countless aspects is that their men have experience. The training is, naturally, extremely rigorous and demanding, and to top it all off they put you through a jungle course that lasts for 7 weeks. If you make it through the SAS's hellish training, you EARN a beret (as opposed to the US Army Green Beret being given them).

The SAS is perhaps the second most powerful commando unit in the world, just slightly below the US Navy SEAL unit. But as mentioned before, the fact that the SAS are experienced could make their superior American counterpart look a little iffy in certain areas.

"There's also the german GSG-9 (Grenschutz Gruppe) & KSK (Kommando Speziel Kraft), the french GIGN (I forget what it means, which is no surprise because I bearly remember french-writing), the italian COMSUBIN (Italian Navy SEAL's), south-korean RKMC (Republic of Korea Marine Corps, aka : Invincible Marines), israeli Sayeret, japanese SAT (Special Assault Team), among COUNTLESS other special units......but the SEAL's and SAS are practically thee cream of the crop."
-me

"Who dares, wins!"
-SAS Motto

PS : Actually, the german GSG-9 and japanese SAT are more homebound-operated....I think the SAT is homebound, I dunno, maybe further....but Germany uses the KSK for international capabilities. Just FYI.

by Dave February 16, 2004

grike

North western UK Slang for someones backside

Probably from the use of the word grike to decribe a split or cleft in a rock face

"He wants a good kick up the grike"

by Dave April 27, 2004

Oilix

A micro-organism that can enrich crude oil and replicate it. Said to be cheap (as in low-cost).

"If someone could develop a micro-organism capable of enriching & purifying oil, we'd have a nearly infinite supply of oil! ^.^ Sadly, it's all fiction. -.-' "
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

chocolate thong

These ARE real items; they are basically thongs with the cover being tasty chocolate. Lick away. ^.^

"What does the combination of chocolate and cum taste like?"

by Dave November 9, 2004

75th

Short for the 75th Ranger Regiment, or 75th Airborne-Ranger Regiment. The 75th Rangers are an elite Army Ranger unit capable of being deployed to any point on the face of the Earth, kind of like the SEAL's, but specializing in conventional warfare.

"There are a LOT more Ranger regiments than this one."
-me

by Dave November 1, 2004

kanay

Used while in the military as a way to say you are absolutely correct.
Derived from "you fuckin A right!"

Someone says Bush is no good, you say "kanay!"

by Dave January 17, 2004