DAVE's definitions

vincinator

The term used to describe someone whose sole purpose in life is to get you and everyone around him shitfaced.
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS PERSON! There is no such thing as a quiet pint!

I went out for a pint with the vincinator on Sunday, i`ve just woke up, it`s Thursday, and i`m in Devon, my arse hurts. I HAVE BEEN VINCINATED!

by Dave September 19, 2004

tross

tross as in the penis or someone who acts like a penis

gordon peter young who is chief tross of the northern quarter

by dave October 11, 2004

Shy-Guy

A masked dude that wears a robe in the Super Mario games. First appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA) in 1988.

"The best way to stop a Shy-Guy is with an overweight plumber."

by Dave May 17, 2004

clit slick

clit slick is the deposit of spunk in the gusset of a womans knickers, almost akin to an oil slick or other ecological disasters that are best avoided,can also be known as egg yolk!!!

she pulled her thong off and the clit slick was visible at 100 yards - the filthy bitch must've had more cock than john waynes rifle

by dave November 25, 2004

shufter poop

a person who has the ability to not only look like poo but the decency to smell like it too

pete!! ur a f****** shufter poop

by dave February 2, 2004

SOCOM

*Special Operations COMmand.

*A videogame for Playstation 2.

"SOCOM's the shit. ^_^ especially SOCOM II."
-me

by Dave January 15, 2004

Religaholic

Someone that lets religion control every aspect of that person's life to the point of absurdity. Also drives everyone away with a bunch of crazy talk.

Stop telling me stuff about the bible you religaholic !

by Dave July 11, 2003