cosmonaut

A Russian astronaut.

"We Americans have astronauts, and the Russians have cosmonauts. No real difference."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

KGB

Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
(Committee for State Security)

The Russian intelligence agency, similar to America's CIA.

"Vladimir Putin seems like an ok guy, but some worry because he's ex-KGB."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

20

"twehn-tee"
"twuhn-tee"
"tweh-dee"
"twuh-dee"

*The 20th number in the infinite line of numbers, whether positive or negative.

*The most common dollar bill, also the one to receive upgrades to fight theft & counterfeit, etc.

*When you hit age 20, you have one more year left to finally be able to legally drink and buy handguns.

*The number of words you can send to Urban Dictionary per day.

"20 is a common number, especially thanks to the banknotes."
-me

"I can't wait to be 21. I'm 19 though."
-me

"Why Urban Dictionary!? WHY!?!"
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

doppy

Someone who is: fat, dumb, lazy, smelly, cheap, stinky, stupid, foul and dim-wiited.

Did you see the way Rob made his dinner out of condiments? That was DOPPY!

by Dave December 11, 2003

My Sack

the main ingredient in hotdogs

My sack is so huge, I've sold it to Oscyer Myers for $11 million and they have enough sack for the production of 293 Billion hot dogs. Give or take a few.

by Dave August 02, 2003

761st

Short for "761st Tank Battalion", also known as the "Black Panthers". They were a tank division, composed of blacks, during WWII.

"Cool huh? Some blacks did fight in World War II, although it's hard to find info on such."
-me

by Dave October 04, 2004

psyconaught

a person who explores the 'outer reaches' of the human psyche through hallucinogens.

yeah, jim's a psyconaught; haven't seen him in a while. . .

by dave December 12, 2003