moose knuckle

A derogatory term for the size of a woman's sideways sloppy joe. It is when a woman's cooter cleavage is clearly visible through her form-fitting clothing, aka spandex. It is definitely a hot fashion statement.

Man, I thought my weiner looked big when I wore speedos, but that chick's moose knuckle has got me beat by a long shot.

by danny January 13, 2004

meatdrapes

When a woman's pussy lips are so loose that they dangle.

Her pussy has been fucked so much that she had meatdrapes!

by Danny December 28, 2004

Schnapplez

To have apples drenched in shnaps. Like 3 times.

"I dipped my apple. It is shnapple. Now."

by Danny May 27, 2004

Haugh

interjection, Exclamatory phrase uttered at a state of surprisal or shock. Derived from the sound of Homer Simpson's scream from the Simpsons.

Haugh!, What the hell is that!

by DannY April 22, 2004

alvir

a woman who does many womanly things.

You are such an Alvir when you wear that outfit Sam.

by danny January 28, 2004

go kart

An extreme sexual practice typically performed between two or more homosexual men. Considered deviant by many and outlawed under sodomy laws in most states.

Yo man, I ain't going to that party. That go karting shit is too fucked up even for my tastes!

by Danny June 19, 2006

bake out

to smoke the shit outa of a car withall windows closed

hey yo bake out nicks vehicle ha!

by Danny December 01, 2003