DAN's definitions

Larry the Cable Guy

best redneck comedian ever

larry the cable guy is awesome

by Dan May 13, 2005

smoke up

To smoke up is to let another person smoke marijuana with you without payment.

Guy 1: You got bills?
Guy 2: Nah man, I'm dead broke.
Guy 1: It's aight, I'll smoke you up on this blunt.

by Dan May 13, 2005

Maynard James Keenan

My lord and savior. The ideas behind his music point to the only meaningful religion in this world, the faith of your soul. I'm not talking about Christianity either.

I think I'd crap my pants if I had to talk to Maynard James Keenan face-to-face. I mean what the fuck do you say to someone like that? Nice hair?

by Dan May 13, 2005

DNSIO

This stands for 'Do Not Sit In Oven'

Don't put your ass in the cooker, ok?

by Dan May 13, 2005

Scroat

Abbreviation of scrotum, the external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most mammals.

Grab his scroat!

Suck my scroat bitch!!

by dan May 13, 2005

bergen county

One of the richest counties in the US. The east coast version of Orange County, California. Home to preppy kids and gorgeous women. The only decent place in scummy new jersey. Dirty Jersey!!

Yo i hit up the partys in bergen county like its my job son.

by DAN April 25, 2005

analize

an action of shoving things in their ass that dont go their.

Njegos likes to analize with other guys dicks

by Dan April 25, 2005