DAN's definitions

under armour

Lightweight performance apparel popularized in the breakdown by Big E and his iron pumping friends, including JT the rookie and Coach. They participate in a supervised after-hours tackling club in a warehouse, and do not appreciate Cheese stopping by in a Cotton XXL shirt. They started this thing and are just trying to prevent everyone from bringing them down.
The house is paramount

Will you protect this house?
I will I will
Under Armour!
Woo!

by Dan November 24, 2003

fire cryp

Marijuana bud sharing a common salvia or crpy strain that is usually more potent and "dank" then simply a cryp bud.

"This fire cryp is so strong man, im trippin' my balls off"

by Dan May 13, 2005

dander

One who is sarcastic

That guy is really sarcastic

by dan February 15, 2005

n00bish

(adj)
Behavior similar to that of a n00b
Of or relating to n00bs

Stop acting so n00bish, that's gimp

by Dan September 19, 2005

emo boy

the common misconception of "emo boy" is "guys who arent AFRAID to show emotion". i assure you that no man is AFRAID to show emotion, everyone shows emotion. Emo kids tend to overexaggerate any sort of misery they may come upon. and try to make the whole world feel sorry for them. emos are also the result of mindless teenage zombies who cant stop feeding from MTV's manufactured cool. Emo is what happens when no one knows whats cool anymore, so they just combine everything from all the social fads since 1983. emos should be made fun of, and beaten because they are asshats who have failed at non-conformity by conforming to the non-confimity stereotype. they all wear tight, dark clothing and listen to shitty repetative music.

Emos suck, cant we just go back to good ol` 1999 when "wigger" was the fad?

by Dan July 18, 2006

db

Short for Drink Bleach

person 1: I am a democrat

Person 2: DB!

by dan December 14, 2004

wix

when something is cool, or approvable

"im got me the new nofx cd today"
"wix"

by dan August 4, 2003