DAN's definitions

cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.

That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!

by Dan September 23, 2003

zill

A ferocious dangerous creature that gnaws fingers and toes off. Known to inhabit basements and lurks on poles and other small dark places. Sometimes will attempt to lure victims by making small calling noises and pretending to be friendly, but them attacks without provocation. Very small versions of this are referred to as WeeZills.

Help, a WeeZill has got me!

by Dan January 19, 2004

pretty

Attractive; mainly facially aesthetics.

Face that could be defined as cute or attractive, usually coupled with an average body, which is good enough to accompany the face, but not aesthetically noticeable to the order which detracts from the face.

A person can be pretty without being fit

Rose...she is pretty, but not fit

by Dan January 29, 2005

bergen county

One of the richest counties in the US. The east coast version of Orange County, California. Home to preppy kids and gorgeous women. The only decent place in scummy new jersey. Dirty Jersey!!

Yo i hit up the partys in bergen county like its my job son.

by DAN April 25, 2005

duality

Being of two or twofold..and some more shit I dont wanna talk about. oh, and also the 4th track on Slipknot's new cd.

Duality kicks ass. Plain and simple.

by Dan July 22, 2004

surfer

People
like me who are acctually good enough to acctally surf, and we dont say "radical dude" or anything stearyotypical like that and are not always stoned.
Actuall surfers are not posers and say they surf when all they do is bodyboard or have been once to a surf lesson.

Kelly Slater, Guts Griffiths, Alan Stokes

by Dan May 13, 2005

krong

The golden brown outside of a perfectly cooked marshmellow

LOOK i kronged my marshmellow!
looked at the krong in this one
mmm krong a licious

by dan July 27, 2006