Definitions by D. Stern

aeon 

A nondescript amount of time often used by beings with massive ego problems to describe exactly how long they've been as great as they are.

"I have watched your pitiful race for Aeons!"

aeon by D. Stern December 28, 2005

double christmas 

When you get stoned on Christmas. Exercised by individuals of remarkable taste.

"Are you enjoying your Christmas?"
"I will be, once I make it Double Christmas."

double christmas by D. Stern December 25, 2005

birt 

A debating term meaning "Be It Resolved That."

BIRT this house would construct a giant cube, 26 rooms by 26 rooms by 26 rooms, some containing deadly traps, and throw criminals and political prisoners inside at whim, occasionally observing their plights and inevitable deaths.

birt by D. Stern October 20, 2005

mungloid

Retard, Sub-normal, non-person.

"Why the fuck did we get kicked out of the show?"
"Because of the mungloid with the huge ass!"

mungloid by D. Stern October 19, 2005

room 101 

The room where the Ministry of Loveinflicts its worst torture - subjecting you to whatever you fear the most, in George Orwell's 1984

"Do anything to me! You've been starving me for weeks. Finish it off and let me die here. Shoot me. Hang me. Sentence me to tenty-five years. Is there somebody else you want me to give away? Just say who it is and I'll tell you anything you want. I don't care who it is or what you do to them. I've got a wife and three children. The biggest of them isn't six years old. You can take the whole lot of them and cut their throats in front of my eyes, and I'll stand by and watch it. But not room 101!"
- the skull-faced man, 1984

room 101 by D. Stern July 29, 2005

hookah bar 

A bars themed around hookahs, apparatus for inhaling smoke.

"He went with his buddies to a hookah bar earlier tonight and he's been burnt out ever since."

hookah bar by D. Stern July 6, 2005