back alley parkin'

Occurs during the act of "doggy-style" sexual intercourse. When the giver attempts to enter the receiver's anus, without first requesting permission to do so. Usually resulting in the incompletion of said act.
"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"
by D. Gould January 06, 2006
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wayward son

Any individual who thinks for themselves, and laughs in the face of authority. Someone who goes against the grain in several aspects of their life, and is publically chastised for doing so. A person who refuses to bend to the conventions of society. A natural born leader. Unconventional in their wisdom, and accutely aware of their surroundings at all times. Often alienated for being so.
"The Motorcycle Boy, in SE Hinton's novel 'Rumble Fish', was definitely a wayward son."
by D. Gould February 22, 2006
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seminal lip balm

Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".
"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"
by D. Gould September 30, 2006
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kept bitch

A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.
"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."
by D. Gould January 23, 2006
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cock star

Any male perfomer, in adult film.
by D. Gould March 17, 2006
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faganomics

All things pretaining to the male, homosexual lifestyle. With heavy emphasis, on overly feminine behaviours.
"Owning leather chaps, but no motorcycle, is an obvious sign of faganomics at work."
by D. Gould May 31, 2006
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bathhouse bandit

A homosexual or bi-sexual, habitually found at a bathhouse. Often for days at a stretch. Perpetually high on "E", and often found crusing the halls for quick, casual sex. Also describes a "hustler", who wanders the bathhouse, covertly looking for tricks. Despite their obvious access to running water and hygiene products, they often appear somewhat disheveled. With characteristic bloodshot eyes, that possess a glazed-over appearance.
"I just went in to take a shower, and this bathhouse bandit tried to suck my dick!"
by D. Gould January 11, 2006
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