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whored out

A woman who does everything in her power to portray herself in a slutty fashion. In behaviour, as well as dress code.
"Did you see how Heather was acting at the party? What the fuck was up with that?"

"Dude...Since Mike broke up with her, she's totally whored out.".
by D. Gould October 17, 2008
mugGet the whored outmug.

do the deuce

To procure a twenty dollar lap dance.
"You're cute, honey. Let's go back into the Champagne Room, and do the deuce."
by D. Gould February 23, 2006
mugGet the do the deucemug.

tapping a vein

Injecting drugs into your bloodstream. Usually done by only the most hardcore addicts, as it results in the quickest high.
"I know this junkie that got HIV, from tapping a vein."
by D. Gould February 14, 2006
mugGet the tapping a veinmug.

song and dance

Unecessary complaining or excuses. Long and drawn out in length, with seemingly no end in sight.
"Don't give me a song and dance. Just do the fucking work, and shut the hell up!"
by D. Gould February 23, 2006
mugGet the song and dancemug.

outfit

A general term, used to describe either a place or situation. Usually in a contemptable manner.
"This club is full of posers. Fuck this outfit. I'm going across the street."
by D. Gould August 21, 2008
mugGet the outfitmug.

spec junkie

Any person overly concerend with the specifications of a product, to the point of being anal-retentive. They are a salesperson's worst nightmare. Often observed asking the same questions multiple times over, because they believe the salesperson is lying to them. And therefore is trying to catch them doing so. Occasonally, them become so engrossed in the specifics of a product, they lose sight of the most essential information.
"This helmet, has a dual-internal venting system...its made of a high density, polycarbonate...designed to take impacts of up to 200km/h...has a up-to-date Snell rating...has a fully removable lining, designed to wisk away moisture...it's".

"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"
by D. Gould July 9, 2006
mugGet the spec junkiemug.

dick-hot

When a straight guy finds a girl SO incredibly attractive, he would have sex with her, even if he first found out she was actually a transvestite.
"Amy Lee is not just hot.....She's dick-hot!
by D. Gould January 24, 2007
mugGet the dick-hotmug.

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