D. Gould's definitions

driveway jewelery

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

Tom Cruise complex

A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.

"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."

by D. Gould November 5, 2006

newjack

1.) Jerome "Newjack" Young. The most hardcore professional wrestler of ALL time. Former bounty hunter, with four justifiable homicides to his credit. Known for his profficient use of weaponry. Including such objects as trash cans, vacumns, crutches, and staple guns.

2.) Any quick, random mugging. In which the assailant exits, as abruptly as he enters.

"I watched this guy get smoked for his Ipod. It was the worst newjack I ever saw!"

by D. Gould July 27, 2006

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).

"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."

by D. Gould March 8, 2006

highway hijack

When traffic comes to a complete hault, at a highway offramp, because of squeegie kids panning for change. One driver inevitably gives in, and therefore causes the resulting gridlock.

"The light's green. Why aren't we moving?"

"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."

by D. Gould February 10, 2007

spec junkie

Any person overly concerend with the specifications of a product, to the point of being anal-retentive. They are a salesperson's worst nightmare. Often observed asking the same questions multiple times over, because they believe the salesperson is lying to them. And therefore is trying to catch them doing so. Occasonally, them become so engrossed in the specifics of a product, they lose sight of the most essential information.

"This helmet, has a dual-internal venting system...its made of a high density, polycarbonate...designed to take impacts of up to 200km/h...has a up-to-date Snell rating...has a fully removable lining, designed to wisk away moisture...it's".

"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"

by D. Gould July 9, 2006