Definitions by D. Gould
cake, ice cream and pony rides
A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.
"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."
cake, ice cream and pony rides by D. Gould January 25, 2006
tits in Cali
A phrase used to describe the transparent and artifical nature, of a person's projected character or personality.
tits in Cali by D. Gould January 25, 2006
kept bitch
A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.
kept bitch by D. Gould January 23, 2006
truck stop trixie
A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.
truck stop trixie by D. Gould January 23, 2006
spew lane
The curbside area of any metropolitian highway on the weekend, between the hours of one and five in the morning. Often seen littered with idling vehicles, who's occupants can be observed hanging out the sides, vomiting profusely.
shop fly
A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.