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Definitions by D. Gould

cake, ice cream and pony rides 

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.
"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."
Tacky or unnecessary flashiness. Especially in large quantity. Often associated with vehicles and clothing.
"Low rider rims, on a purple van with Viking murals? That's way, too disco!"
disco by D. Gould January 25, 2006

tits in Cali 

A phrase used to describe the transparent and artifical nature, of a person's projected character or personality.
"That chick pretends to be sincere and honest, but she's like 'tits in Cali': totally FAKE."
tits in Cali by D. Gould January 25, 2006

kept bitch 

A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.
"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."
kept bitch by D. Gould January 23, 2006

truck stop trixie

A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.
"That truck stop trixie, has walked from rig to rig for over an hour. Looking for a john."
truck stop trixie by D. Gould January 23, 2006

spew lane 

The curbside area of any metropolitian highway on the weekend, between the hours of one and five in the morning. Often seen littered with idling vehicles, who's occupants can be observed hanging out the sides, vomiting profusely.
"When I couldn't get to the spew lane in time, he barfed all over the backseat of my dad's car."
spew lane by D. Gould January 22, 2006
A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.
"I had three projects on the go, but I couldn't get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. He's always asking stupid, fucking questions, while I'm trying to finish a project."
shop fly by D. Gould January 17, 2006