Stupid John

* a john which connot be bothered

* a john that won't have sex

* a john that cant get erect

* a john that sighs alot

* a john that takes up smoking

* a john with a lazy penis

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"

"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"

"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"

"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"

by D-man February 16, 2005

poke

noun. 1. in reference to any amount of food, drink, drugs.

1. bitch, get off that joint and save me a poke.

2. too bad i ate all this pizza and didn't save jim a poke.

by d-man December 10, 2003

deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich

noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe

1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.

by d-man December 10, 2003

Steaming Bullet

When you tranfer a fart from one ass to another

"Man that was fross i felt that rumble"
"Thats what i call a steaming bullet"

by D-Man May 13, 2005

gundo

n: 1: a dildo shaped like a gun; usually shaped like a smith and wesson 6-shooter

that porn star was fucking her in the ass with a gundo

by d-man December 11, 2003