D Flawless's definitions

Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick

Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis

by D Flawless November 4, 2019

Scaredcel

A man whose inceldom is attributable at least partitially to the fear of even approaching a girl

Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.

by D Flawless February 23, 2020

Alfred lord penison

An English poet and playwright we all have to hear about in AP English Lit

I memorized some alfred lord penison lyrics for my AP English lit class

by D Flawless February 22, 2022

Selena Gonads

A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch

Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on

by D Flawless July 2, 2020

Mall orgy

An orgy with the hot bimbos at the mall

I went tona mall orgy in Dillard's and fucked thr hot mall girls

by D Flawless July 19, 2022

Urban Coctionary

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Hispaniac

A hispanic person who's downright nuts

Diego was a real hispaniac, he went off on his Airbmb guests and creeped in their windows until the police were called

by D Flawless July 1, 2021