D Flawless's definitions

Nonchad

Any male who is not one of the tall rich jocks who get all the pussy

Bro, I'm a nonchad- I'm not six feet. I don't play sports and I don't drive a pickup truck or have any tattoos. I can't get laid!

by D Flawless November 9, 2020

Roommatecel

When it's harder to get find a decent roommate than to get sex

After sending hundreds of messages with no luck, I found myself a roommatecel

by D Flawless May 28, 2022

Neuropenile coordination

The ability of the central nervous system to efficiently respond to sexual stimuli

Pickjng up girls in bars and frequent masturbation can both be categorized as forms of exercise to increase neuropenile coordination

by D Flawless November 13, 2021

Jackson's Hole Wyoming

Where Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg go to have secret sex parties with Israeli billionaires

Going to Jackson's Hole Wyoming this weekend for a top secret bang a thon with the rich white tech gurus and Kanye West this weekend

by D Flawless August 23, 2021

Dickolas Sparks

A well known and bestselling romance novel author and Notre Dame grad known for his sappy love stories later adapted into popular movies whose male protagonists are all tall white men over 6 feet and whose female protagonists are all blonde, blue eyed Stacys taking it in the rain and in the shower from chad

Dickolas Sparks just released a new book and they're already turning it into a new Netflix series. Get yours today

by D Flawless August 20, 2020

live by the cock die by the cock

a saying meaning that ones who lives their life for their penis eventually dies of the penis

I spent all my money on hoes and then gone broke, live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless November 9, 2021

Tinder Eugenics

The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.

Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.

by D Flawless April 21, 2020