Brian Dirty Laundry

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
by D Flawless September 21, 2021
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Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up
I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
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roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights
After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor
by D Flawless November 24, 2021
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Asian from the waist up

Johnny got a perfect score on the SAT: Asian from the waist up
by D Flawless July 22, 2022
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San Modesto

A dreamy California town filled with palm trees, beautiful beaches, and beautiful women in bikinis.
Me and my buddies taking a weekend trip out to San Modesto to get some ladies!
by D Flawless January 31, 2022
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Peniseptic

An sterilizing cream to clean the gunk and grime off of one's filthy, slimy penis
After a long night of pounding a gross pussy, Chad applied a peniseptic cream to his wang to moisturize and exfoliate his junk
by D Flawless January 11, 2021
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jewkikeistan

by D Flawless November 30, 2024
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