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netsibishionist

Users of chatrooms who prefer to cyber or chat in erotic manner in open or non-private mode. Annoying to most users although witty couples with good vocabularies and fertile imaginations are on rare occasions entertaining.
ROmeOH:"Then, I run my tongue along your neck...."
JewLee@:"Ooh . . Shuddering, I clutch at your chest with abandon. . . "
CovertWalrus:"Ahh the netsibishionists are in here again"
by D F Stuckey February 20, 2004
mugGet the netsibishionistmug.

keystroker

A person who uses the internet to bolster their flagging self esteem usually by insulting others and/or making hateful throwaway remarks.

Not to be confused with Trolls, keystrokers are in fact capable of intelligent and constructive actions, they simply prefer to have fun at other peoples expense. Anyone objecting to this definition as being "hateful" may be doing so as a keystroking move.
ChatGod:"The shuitlle crash was so funny, I wet myself laughing!"
CovertWalrus:"You, ChatGod, are a keystroker. No doubt."
by D F Stuckey February 20, 2004
mugGet the keystrokermug.

soak opera

A science fiction or action film or television show which is set in or primarily in the ocean or underwater.

Derived from the term soap opera
" Of all the soak operas, Seaquest DSV is probably the most realistic, apart from Sea Hunt."
by D F Stuckey May 4, 2004
mugGet the soak operamug.

get a pair

insult to someone behaving in a wimpy, timid or particualrly cowardly manner according to the speaker. Used in the distant tense.
"That player is always away from the ball in every play - He should get a pair."
by D F Stuckey March 3, 2004
mugGet the get a pairmug.

Hot Pickle

An active weapon system such as a missile or bomb, or anything else that is ready for use by inference.

US Air Force slang, based on the fact that most air-dropped or -launched muntions are elongate like a dill pickle, and from the red button on the joystick used to fire theses weapons which resembles a slice of pickle found in burgers.
"With the target illuminated with a lser device carried by ground troops, the pilot activated the seeker head on the missile. 'Okay, I have a hot pickle, give me a go/no-go, FAC' he asked the Forward Air Controller"
by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004
mugGet the Hot Picklemug.

banana boy

Slang term for a male with a penis that is curved when erect. May be a natural exaggeration of the trend for the male member to curve in this state, an indication of damage to the spongiform tissues of the penis, or circulation problems in the penile blood vessels.
"Wendy is very happy with her new guy, cos hes a banana boy and it hits all the right places."
by D F Stuckey February 16, 2004
mugGet the banana boymug.

one oh one

A spare male at a party, or a useless person - always male.

Refers to the fact that in most countries on Earth, there are about 1.01 men for every 1 woman, thus, every one hundred and first male is not going to find a partner ( See www.nationmaster.com for confirmation ).
a:"NAME came to the party stag again?"
b:"Yes, our own little one oh one . . ."
by D F Stuckey July 5, 2004
mugGet the one oh onemug.

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