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UNGRATEFUL

The only people I hear that word from is my parents when they realize they are losing in an argument or when I'm reacting to their abuse. Mainly my dad.
Me: "Why don't you stop verbally abusing me just because I didn't shut the door a certain way? No wonder why Mom wants to file for a divorce."

Dad: (Realizes he's in the wrong but has that delusional "Momma Didn't Raise No Quitter/Loser" mentality) SHUT UP MR. INGRATEFUL!!! YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! YOU'RE THE REASON I'M THIS WAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! NOT MINE!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVED IT!!!
by Cynical Man April 21, 2022
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Pluto TV

It's Free Live TV.
The reason nobody pays for cable anymore.
Pluto TV is amazing. The reason why I own a PS3, PS4, and PS5.
by Cynical Man March 7, 2021
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Reddit

The Chinese Government, Only This Time Run By Neckbearded Pony Humping Incels Who Think Bullying Children To Suicide Makes Themselves "EdgeLords", When In Reality, They Are Just A Bunch Of Psychopathic Man Children Who Shouldn't Even Have Internet Access.

If You Give An Opinion On Reddit, They'll Do One Of 4 Things.

-Doxxing

-Death Threats

-20 Paragraph Essays That Go Absolutely Nowhere Trying To Explain Why Your Opinion Is Wrong And Theirs Is Always Right

-Cyberbullying You To The Brink Of Suicide.
Reddit is like the Chinese Government. It is illegal to give an opinion.
by Cynical Man June 23, 2021
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Wojak

What could've been the spiritual successor to rage comic faces if groypers hadn't hijacked them into strawmen caricatures of people they hate
"You're too late! I already depicted myself as the Gigachad and you as the Wojak! Your argument is invalid!
by Cynical Man December 2, 2025
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Fortnite

A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
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We Do A Little Trolling

What has now become the next "It's Just A Prank Bro!" Used to justify sending death threats or being an asshole to someone on the internet. Mostly kids.
Person 1: I Like Fortnite.
Redditor: KYS Fortnite Kid
Person 2: Woah! What Kind Of Psychopath Would Send Death Threats To Someone For Liking A Game?
Redditor: We Do A Little Trolling
by Cynical Man August 15, 2021
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Furry Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone is obsessively hateful towards the furry fandom to the point of complete paranoia and hostility.
I swear to god, he's lost it. Last night, my roommate was screaming and ranting, Alex Jones style in the discord chat about how furries are apparently causing the downfall of western civilization. I think he's starting to develop Furry Derangement Syndrome.
by Cynical Man October 28, 2025
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