Cynical Man's definitions

Oogly Goo

A feeling that people get before they start going crazy. Originated in the Season 2 episode of Smiling Friends, Gwimbly: Definitive Remastered Enhanced Extended Edition DX 4K (Anniversary Director’s Cut)

"Yep! Guess I'm Oogly Goo!"

by Cynical Man May 7, 2024

UNGRATEFUL

The only people I hear that word from is my parents when they realize they are losing in an argument or when I'm reacting to their abuse. Mainly my dad.

Me: "Why don't you stop verbally abusing me just because I didn't shut the door a certain way? No wonder why Mom wants to file for a divorce."

Dad: (Realizes he's in the wrong but has that delusional "Momma Didn't Raise No Quitter/Loser" mentality) SHUT UP MR. INGRATEFUL!!! YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! YOU'RE THE REASON I'M THIS WAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! NOT MINE!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVED IT!!!

by Cynical Man April 21, 2022

Urban Dictionary

For when you're too afraid to Google it.

"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."

by Cynical Man October 11, 2022

Furry Hater

Someone who hates furries so much they go out of their way to try to attack them. Commonly found in Furry related sites or forums.

It's so insane you could make a Looney Tunes short out of it

Furry Hater: (Tries to grab the furry's tail from under the door)

Furry: (Hands him a lit stick of Dynamite)

FH: (Grabs Dynamite thinking it's his tail)

(Pulls out Dynamite)

FH: (Realizes his mistake, looks at the camera and starts weeping)

(KA-BOOM!)

(Bloody parts of the Furry Hater raining down)

Furry: (Opens the door to witness an organ rain)

Furry: "Heh! Ain't I a stinker!?"

by Cynical Man December 14, 2022

Sonic 06

A good game that left the oven WAY too early.

Sonic 06.

Good Music

Mediocre Story (Possibly to try to cash in on stuff like Final Fantasy)

Glitchy Gameplay (The result of leaving the oven too soon

by Cynical Man June 20, 2022

Contrarian

See Insufferable

Contrarians are the reason the word party pooper was invented

by Cynical Man September 7, 2023

Wii

The best video game system from my childhood. Had awesome games like Super Mario Galaxy, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Sonic Colors, Sonic Unleashed, Mario Kart Wii, And the pack in title, Wii Sports.(My First Wii Game)

Friend: Wanna play some Wii tennis?
Me: Sure
Friend: *Throws controller at tv*

by Cynical Man December 19, 2020