Definitions by Cynical Man
Nu-Male
A term used by the far-right parts of the internet to describe a male (usually Millennial or Gen Z) that doesn't conform to the traditional norms of masculinity.
In other words, a derogatory term used by snowflakes getting offended and acting like a random dude just enjoying his life is some Avengers-level threat to their (presumably nonexistent) masculinity.
In other words, a derogatory term used by snowflakes getting offended and acting like a random dude just enjoying his life is some Avengers-level threat to their (presumably nonexistent) masculinity.
BTW yes, the term Snowflake also applies to those unironically using the term Nu-Male, which means to get offended or throw a hissyfit if the world ain't revolving around you like you expect it to.
(We heard ya like definitions so we put a definition inside yo' definition so you can define while you define!)
(We heard ya like definitions so we put a definition inside yo' definition so you can define while you define!)
Nu-Male by Cynical Man September 15, 2026
About to give birth to the antichrist
When you gotta shit so bad it feels like you're about to give birth to the antichrist.
Derived from a sub comic in issue 3 of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.
(Go check the comic out, it is fucked up on so many levels and it's made by the creator of Invader Zim, which is fitting)
Derived from a sub comic in issue 3 of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.
(Go check the comic out, it is fucked up on so many levels and it's made by the creator of Invader Zim, which is fitting)
About to give birth to the antichrist by Cynical Man March 14, 2026
Sonic Rush
Sonic Rush by Cynical Man February 28, 2026
eliminating the competition
When someone is so gobsmackingly hypocritical in their quest to condemn certain stuff (E.g. Gays are pedophiles, furries are zoophiles, etc.) that it starts to feel like they're doing this to snuff out competition.
Commonly found among:
-Priests
-Politicians
-Ruben Sim
-MamaMax
-The Trump Administration
Commonly found among:
-Priests
-Politicians
-Ruben Sim
-MamaMax
-The Trump Administration
Ruben Simp: "You're calling Ruben Sim, the guy who's getting rid of degenerates on Roblox a pedophile!!?1!"
Me: "He's eliminating the competition."
Me: "He's eliminating the competition."
eliminating the competition by Cynical Man January 5, 2026
Snowflakes
A buzzword unironically uttered by GROWN FUCKING MEN who complain about Pride Month or whine about how you can't look up a woman's skirt in a video game.
"Liberals are a bunch of easily offended Snowflakes!"
Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.
Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.
Snowflakes by Cynical Man December 3, 2025
Wojak
What could've been the spiritual successor to rage comic faces if groypers hadn't hijacked them into strawmen caricatures of people they hate
"You're too late! I already depicted myself as the Gigachad and you as the Wojak! Your argument is invalid!
Wojak by Cynical Man December 2, 2025
Ruben Simp
Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.
Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.
Synonyms:
-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard
Synonyms:
-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard
Ruben Simp by Cynical Man November 18, 2025