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When you gotta shit so bad it feels like you're about to give birth to the antichrist.
Derived from a sub comic in issue 3 of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.
(Go check the comic out, it is fucked up on so many levels and it's made by the creator of Invader Zim, which is fitting)
Derived from a sub comic in issue 3 of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.
(Go check the comic out, it is fucked up on so many levels and it's made by the creator of Invader Zim, which is fitting)
by Cynical Man March 14, 2026
Get the About to give birth to the antichrist mug.by Cynical Man February 28, 2026
Get the Sonic Rush mug.When someone is so gobsmackingly hypocritical in their quest to condemn certain stuff (E.g. Gays are pedophiles, furries are zoophiles, etc.) that it starts to feel like they're doing this to snuff out competition.
Commonly found among:
-Priests
-Politicians
-Ruben Sim
-MamaMax
-The Trump Administration
Commonly found among:
-Priests
-Politicians
-Ruben Sim
-MamaMax
-The Trump Administration
Ruben Simp: "You're calling Ruben Sim, the guy who's getting rid of degenerates on Roblox a pedophile!!?1!"
Me: "He's eliminating the competition."
Me: "He's eliminating the competition."
by Cynical Man January 5, 2026
Get the eliminating the competition mug.A buzzword unironically uttered by GROWN FUCKING MEN who complain about Pride Month or whine about how you can't look up a woman's skirt in a video game.
"Liberals are a bunch of easily offended Snowflakes!"
Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.
Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.
by Cynical Man December 3, 2025
Get the Snowflakes mug.What could've been the spiritual successor to rage comic faces if groypers hadn't hijacked them into strawmen caricatures of people they hate
"You're too late! I already depicted myself as the Gigachad and you as the Wojak! Your argument is invalid!
by Cynical Man December 2, 2025
Get the Wojak mug.Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.
Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.
Synonyms:
-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard
Synonyms:
-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard
by Cynical Man November 18, 2025
Get the Ruben Simp mug.1. A term for unused and/or cut content, whether it be from movies, TV shows, or video games.
2. Something in the plot that's only mentioned or shown once and is never talked about again. (Usually for humor)
Derived from a scene in cut from the final version of the first episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Rabbot.
2. Something in the plot that's only mentioned or shown once and is never talked about again. (Usually for humor)
Derived from a scene in cut from the final version of the first episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Rabbot.
by Cynical Man November 7, 2025
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