Contrarian

Contrarians are the reason the word party pooper was invented
by Cynical Man September 07, 2023
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Fortnite Haters

Overweight Neckbeard Incels that that think they're important and have the right to cyberbully kids and people and call them Virgins for liking Epic Games' Fortnite when they themselves are heartless, soulless virgins.
by Cynical Man October 27, 2020
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Johnny Test Hater

Obnoxious rabid assholes that take their hatred of Johnny Test to extreme levels. They won't stop making shitty hate art either.
Matthew Davis Media is a prime example of a Johnny Test Hater

"WE GET IT!! YOU HATE JOHNNY TEST!! STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!! PLEASE!!!!!"
by Cynical Man May 28, 2022
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Joey Nigro

A guy who really really REALLY loves to eat Twinkies and drink prune juice so much that he uploads Vyond (Go!Animate formerly) videos expressing his love for them.
Joey Nigro

What an unfortunate last name.
by Cynical Man November 02, 2023
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Rock Bottom

Internet terminology for when you scroll too deep and hit some uncomfortable search results.
I was scrolling through fanart of my favorite character on Google until I hit Rock Bottom.
by Cynical Man January 22, 2023
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Redditor

A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.
Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.
by Cynical Man April 09, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

For when you're too afraid to Google it.
"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."
by Cynical Man October 11, 2022
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