Cynical Man's definitions
by Cynical Man March 7, 2021
Get the Pluto TVmug. Someone who hates furries so much they go out of their way to try to attack them. Commonly found in Furry related sites or forums.
It's so insane you could make a Looney Tunes short out of it
It's so insane you could make a Looney Tunes short out of it
Furry Hater: (Tries to grab the furry's tail from under the door)
Furry: (Hands him a lit stick of Dynamite)
FH: (Grabs Dynamite thinking it's his tail)
(Pulls out Dynamite)
FH: (Realizes his mistake, looks at the camera and starts weeping)
(KA-BOOM!)
(Bloody parts of the Furry Hater raining down)
Furry: (Opens the door to witness an organ rain)
Furry: "Heh! Ain't I a stinker!?"
Furry: (Hands him a lit stick of Dynamite)
FH: (Grabs Dynamite thinking it's his tail)
(Pulls out Dynamite)
FH: (Realizes his mistake, looks at the camera and starts weeping)
(KA-BOOM!)
(Bloody parts of the Furry Hater raining down)
Furry: (Opens the door to witness an organ rain)
Furry: "Heh! Ain't I a stinker!?"
by Cynical Man December 14, 2022
Get the Furry Hatermug. The best video game system from my childhood. Had awesome games like Super Mario Galaxy, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Sonic Colors, Sonic Unleashed, Mario Kart Wii, And the pack in title, Wii Sports.(My First Wii Game)
by Cynical Man December 19, 2020
Get the Wiimug. by Cynical Man April 8, 2021
Get the Redditormug. Someone who is obsessively hateful towards the furry Fandom.
They're immune to logical thinking, repeat the same unoriginal "fatherless" insult, and usually have an Onision Complex (Or in other words: Fragile ego)
-Middle/High Schoolers
-Incels
-Alt-Right
-Neo-Nazis
-Terrorists
-White supremacists
Anti-furries get anally retentive whenever someone tells them "Furry ≠ Zoophile".
They're immune to logical thinking, repeat the same unoriginal "fatherless" insult, and usually have an Onision Complex (Or in other words: Fragile ego)
-Middle/High Schoolers
-Incels
-Alt-Right
-Neo-Nazis
-Terrorists
-White supremacists
Anti-furries get anally retentive whenever someone tells them "Furry ≠ Zoophile".
Crimes alleged by a usual Anti-furry:
-Grooming
-Pedophilia
-CP
-Zoophilia
Things anti-furries have exposed children to/have no problem with:
-Extreme violence/Gore
-Nazism/Radical ideologies
-Racism/Hate speech
-Drug abuse
-Suicide
-Terrorism
-Pornography
-Anti-semitism
-Firearms
-Anti-social behavior
-Divisive conduct
-Domestic propaganda (A.k.a memes)
-Death
-War
-Politics
-Brainrot
-Blasphemy
-Manipulation
-Narcissism
-Sociopathy
-Psychopathy
-Satanism
-Angelicizing evil
And that also includes the same things that anti-furries claim furries do.
The crimes of anti-furries outweigh those that they accuse furries of.
-Grooming
-Pedophilia
-CP
-Zoophilia
Things anti-furries have exposed children to/have no problem with:
-Extreme violence/Gore
-Nazism/Radical ideologies
-Racism/Hate speech
-Drug abuse
-Suicide
-Terrorism
-Pornography
-Anti-semitism
-Firearms
-Anti-social behavior
-Divisive conduct
-Domestic propaganda (A.k.a memes)
-Death
-War
-Politics
-Brainrot
-Blasphemy
-Manipulation
-Narcissism
-Sociopathy
-Psychopathy
-Satanism
-Angelicizing evil
And that also includes the same things that anti-furries claim furries do.
The crimes of anti-furries outweigh those that they accuse furries of.
by Cynical Man March 29, 2025
Get the Anti-furrymug. Sonic 06.
Good Music
Mediocre Story (Possibly to try to cash in on stuff like Final Fantasy)
Glitchy Gameplay (The result of leaving the oven too soon
Good Music
Mediocre Story (Possibly to try to cash in on stuff like Final Fantasy)
Glitchy Gameplay (The result of leaving the oven too soon
by Cynical Man June 20, 2022
Get the Sonic 06mug. by Cynical Man September 7, 2023
Get the Contrarianmug.