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Aside from those cringy dance videos and the chinese government stealin' yo data, I can argue there can be a few TikTokkers who make actual videos instead of cringy dance barf.
One in particular is called donaldducc. It's about a puppet version of Donald Duck, a character from REDACTED doing reaction TikToks, making funny parodies of TikTok Trends (no stupid or dangerous stuff like licking a toilet bowl) and challenges, memes, recurring gags, etc. He screams so loud that he unleashes the demonic cries of a thousand tortured souls. He also has a YouTube channel if you want to check that out.
There's also a TikTokker that makes similar videos with Kermit The Frog and it's less louder than than Donald.
Both are funny in my opinion.
One in particular is called donaldducc. It's about a puppet version of Donald Duck, a character from REDACTED doing reaction TikToks, making funny parodies of TikTok Trends (no stupid or dangerous stuff like licking a toilet bowl) and challenges, memes, recurring gags, etc. He screams so loud that he unleashes the demonic cries of a thousand tortured souls. He also has a YouTube channel if you want to check that out.
There's also a TikTokker that makes similar videos with Kermit The Frog and it's less louder than than Donald.
Both are funny in my opinion.
Redditor: TiK tOk SuX
Me: Not exactly. I can argue that there can be some good TikTokkers that roam around the app. Take a look at donaldducc and those Kermit videos.
Me: Not exactly. I can argue that there can be some good TikTokkers that roam around the app. Take a look at donaldducc and those Kermit videos.
by Cynical Man April 8, 2021
Get the donaldduccmug. Someone who is obsessively hateful towards the furry Fandom.
They're immune to logical thinking, repeat the same unoriginal "fatherless" insult, and usually have an Onision Complex (Or in other words: Fragile ego)
-Middle/High Schoolers
-Incels
-Alt-Right
-Neo-Nazis
-Terrorists
-White supremacists
Anti-furries get anally retentive whenever someone tells them "Furry ≠ Zoophile".
They're immune to logical thinking, repeat the same unoriginal "fatherless" insult, and usually have an Onision Complex (Or in other words: Fragile ego)
-Middle/High Schoolers
-Incels
-Alt-Right
-Neo-Nazis
-Terrorists
-White supremacists
Anti-furries get anally retentive whenever someone tells them "Furry ≠ Zoophile".
Crimes alleged by a usual Anti-furry:
-Grooming
-Pedophilia
-CP
-Zoophilia
Things anti-furries have exposed children to/have no problem with:
-Extreme violence/Gore
-Nazism/Radical ideologies
-Racism/Hate speech
-Drug abuse
-Suicide
-Terrorism
-Pornography
-Anti-semitism
-Firearms
-Anti-social behavior
-Divisive conduct
-Domestic propaganda (A.k.a memes)
-Death
-War
-Politics
-Brainrot
-Blasphemy
-Manipulation
-Narcissism
-Sociopathy
-Psychopathy
-Satanism
-Angelicizing evil
And that also includes the same things that anti-furries claim furries do.
The crimes of anti-furries outweigh those that they accuse furries of.
-Grooming
-Pedophilia
-CP
-Zoophilia
Things anti-furries have exposed children to/have no problem with:
-Extreme violence/Gore
-Nazism/Radical ideologies
-Racism/Hate speech
-Drug abuse
-Suicide
-Terrorism
-Pornography
-Anti-semitism
-Firearms
-Anti-social behavior
-Divisive conduct
-Domestic propaganda (A.k.a memes)
-Death
-War
-Politics
-Brainrot
-Blasphemy
-Manipulation
-Narcissism
-Sociopathy
-Psychopathy
-Satanism
-Angelicizing evil
And that also includes the same things that anti-furries claim furries do.
The crimes of anti-furries outweigh those that they accuse furries of.
by Cynical Man March 29, 2025
Get the Anti-furrymug. by Cynical Man March 7, 2021
Get the Pluto TVmug. by Cynical Man October 11, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Someone who hates furries so much they go out of their way to try to attack them. Commonly found in Furry related sites or forums.
It's so insane you could make a Looney Tunes short out of it
It's so insane you could make a Looney Tunes short out of it
Furry Hater: (Tries to grab the furry's tail from under the door)
Furry: (Hands him a lit stick of Dynamite)
FH: (Grabs Dynamite thinking it's his tail)
(Pulls out Dynamite)
FH: (Realizes his mistake, looks at the camera and starts weeping)
(KA-BOOM!)
(Bloody parts of the Furry Hater raining down)
Furry: (Opens the door to witness an organ rain)
Furry: "Heh! Ain't I a stinker!?"
Furry: (Hands him a lit stick of Dynamite)
FH: (Grabs Dynamite thinking it's his tail)
(Pulls out Dynamite)
FH: (Realizes his mistake, looks at the camera and starts weeping)
(KA-BOOM!)
(Bloody parts of the Furry Hater raining down)
Furry: (Opens the door to witness an organ rain)
Furry: "Heh! Ain't I a stinker!?"
by Cynical Man December 14, 2022
Get the Furry Hatermug. The best video game system from my childhood. Had awesome games like Super Mario Galaxy, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Sonic Colors, Sonic Unleashed, Mario Kart Wii, And the pack in title, Wii Sports.(My First Wii Game)
by Cynical Man December 19, 2020
Get the Wiimug. A condition where someone is obsessively hateful towards the furry fandom to the point of complete paranoia and hostility.
I swear to god, he's lost it. Last night, my roommate was screaming and ranting, Alex Jones style in the discord chat about how furries are apparently causing the downfall of western civilization. I think he's starting to develop Furry Derangement Syndrome.
by Cynical Man October 28, 2025
Get the Furry Derangement Syndromemug.