Cynical Man's definitions

UNGRATEFUL

The only people I hear that word from is my parents when they realize they are losing in an argument or when I'm reacting to their abuse. Mainly my dad.

Me: "Why don't you stop verbally abusing me just because I didn't shut the door a certain way? No wonder why Mom wants to file for a divorce."

Dad: (Realizes he's in the wrong but has that delusional "Momma Didn't Raise No Quitter/Loser" mentality) SHUT UP MR. INGRATEFUL!!! YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! YOU'RE THE REASON I'M THIS WAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! NOT MINE!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVED IT!!!

by Cynical Man April 21, 2022

Furry Hater

Someone who hates furries so much they go out of their way to try to attack them. Commonly found in Furry related sites or forums.

It's so insane you could make a Looney Tunes short out of it

Furry Hater: (Tries to grab the furry's tail from under the door)

Furry: (Hands him a lit stick of Dynamite)

FH: (Grabs Dynamite thinking it's his tail)

(Pulls out Dynamite)

FH: (Realizes his mistake, looks at the camera and starts weeping)

(KA-BOOM!)

(Bloody parts of the Furry Hater raining down)

Furry: (Opens the door to witness an organ rain)

Furry: "Heh! Ain't I a stinker!?"

by Cynical Man December 14, 2022

Wii

The best video game system from my childhood. Had awesome games like Super Mario Galaxy, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Sonic Colors, Sonic Unleashed, Mario Kart Wii, And the pack in title, Wii Sports.(My First Wii Game)

Friend: Wanna play some Wii tennis?
Me: Sure
Friend: *Throws controller at tv*

by Cynical Man December 19, 2020

Pluto TV

It's Free Live TV.
The reason nobody pays for cable anymore.

Pluto TV is amazing. The reason why I own a PS3, PS4, and PS5.

by Cynical Man March 7, 2021

Furry Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone is obsessively hateful towards the furry fandom to the point of complete paranoia and hostility.

I swear to god, he's lost it. Last night, my roommate was screaming and ranting, Alex Jones style in the discord chat about how furries are apparently causing the downfall of western civilization. I think he's starting to develop Furry Derangement Syndrome.

by Cynical Man October 28, 2025

Urban Dictionary

For when you're too afraid to Google it.

"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."

by Cynical Man October 11, 2022

Fortnite

A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!

Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.

by Cynical Man April 28, 2021