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The best video game system from my childhood. Had awesome games like Super Mario Galaxy, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Sonic Colors, Sonic Unleashed, Mario Kart Wii, And the pack in title, Wii Sports.(My First Wii Game)
by Cynical Man December 19, 2020
Get the Wii mug.What has now become the next "It's Just A Prank Bro!" Used to justify sending death threats or being an asshole to someone on the internet. Mostly kids.
Person 1: I Like Fortnite.
Redditor: KYS Fortnite Kid
Person 2: Woah! What Kind Of Psychopath Would Send Death Threats To Someone For Liking A Game?
Redditor: We Do A Little Trolling
Redditor: KYS Fortnite Kid
Person 2: Woah! What Kind Of Psychopath Would Send Death Threats To Someone For Liking A Game?
Redditor: We Do A Little Trolling
by Cynical Man August 15, 2021
Get the We Do A Little Trolling mug.The Chinese Government, Only This Time Run By Neckbearded Pony Humping Incels Who Think Bullying Children To Suicide Makes Themselves "EdgeLords", When In Reality, They Are Just A Bunch Of Psychopathic Man Children Who Shouldn't Even Have Internet Access.
If You Give An Opinion On Reddit, They'll Do One Of 4 Things.
-Doxxing
-Death Threats
-20 Paragraph Essays That Go Absolutely Nowhere Trying To Explain Why Your Opinion Is Wrong And Theirs Is Always Right
-Cyberbullying You To The Brink Of Suicide.
If You Give An Opinion On Reddit, They'll Do One Of 4 Things.
-Doxxing
-Death Threats
-20 Paragraph Essays That Go Absolutely Nowhere Trying To Explain Why Your Opinion Is Wrong And Theirs Is Always Right
-Cyberbullying You To The Brink Of Suicide.
by Cynical Man June 23, 2021
Get the Reddit mug.A guy who really really REALLY loves to eat Twinkies and drink prune juice so much that he uploads Vyond (Go!Animate formerly) videos expressing his love for them.
by Cynical Man November 2, 2023
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It's so insane you could make a Looney Tunes short out of it
It's so insane you could make a Looney Tunes short out of it
Furry Hater: (Tries to grab the furry's tail from under the door)
Furry: (Hands him a lit stick of Dynamite)
FH: (Grabs Dynamite thinking it's his tail)
(Pulls out Dynamite)
FH: (Realizes his mistake, looks at the camera and starts weeping)
(KA-BOOM!)
(Bloody parts of the Furry Hater raining down)
Furry: (Opens the door to witness an organ rain)
Furry: "Heh! Ain't I a stinker!?"
Furry: (Hands him a lit stick of Dynamite)
FH: (Grabs Dynamite thinking it's his tail)
(Pulls out Dynamite)
FH: (Realizes his mistake, looks at the camera and starts weeping)
(KA-BOOM!)
(Bloody parts of the Furry Hater raining down)
Furry: (Opens the door to witness an organ rain)
Furry: "Heh! Ain't I a stinker!?"
by Cynical Man December 14, 2022
Get the Furry Hater mug.The only people I hear that word from is my parents when they realize they are losing in an argument or when I'm reacting to their abuse. Mainly my dad.
Me: "Why don't you stop verbally abusing me just because I didn't shut the door a certain way? No wonder why Mom wants to file for a divorce."
Dad: (Realizes he's in the wrong but has that delusional "Momma Didn't Raise No Quitter/Loser" mentality) SHUT UP MR. INGRATEFUL!!! YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! YOU'RE THE REASON I'M THIS WAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! NOT MINE!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVED IT!!!
Dad: (Realizes he's in the wrong but has that delusional "Momma Didn't Raise No Quitter/Loser" mentality) SHUT UP MR. INGRATEFUL!!! YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! YOU'RE THE REASON I'M THIS WAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! NOT MINE!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVED IT!!!
by Cynical Man April 21, 2022
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