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Sonic 06

A good game that left the oven WAY too early.
Sonic 06.

Good Music

Mediocre Story (Possibly to try to cash in on stuff like Final Fantasy)

Glitchy Gameplay (The result of leaving the oven too soon
by Cynical Man June 20, 2022
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Contrarian

Contrarians are the reason the word party pooper was invented
by Cynical Man September 7, 2023
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Furry Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone is obsessively hateful towards the furry fandom to the point of complete paranoia and hostility.
I swear to god, he's lost it. Last night, my roommate was screaming and ranting, Alex Jones style in the discord chat about how furries are apparently causing the downfall of western civilization. I think he's starting to develop Furry Derangement Syndrome.
by Cynical Man October 28, 2025
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Anti-furry

Someone who is obsessively hateful towards the furry Fandom.

They're immune to logical thinking, repeat the same unoriginal "fatherless" insult, and usually have an Onision Complex (Or in other words: Fragile ego)

-Middle/High Schoolers
-Incels
-Alt-Right
-Neo-Nazis
-Terrorists
-White supremacists

Anti-furries get anally retentive whenever someone tells them "Furry ≠ Zoophile".
Crimes alleged by a usual Anti-furry:
-Grooming
-Pedophilia
-CP
-Zoophilia

Things anti-furries have exposed children to/have no problem with:

-Extreme violence/Gore
-Nazism/Radical ideologies

-Racism/Hate speech
-Drug abuse
-Suicide
-Terrorism
-Pornography
-Anti-semitism

-Firearms
-Anti-social behavior
-Divisive conduct
-Domestic propaganda (A.k.a memes)
-Death
-War
-Politics
-Brainrot
-Blasphemy
-Manipulation
-Narcissism
-Sociopathy
-Psychopathy
-Satanism
-Angelicizing evil

And that also includes the same things that anti-furries claim furries do.

The crimes of anti-furries outweigh those that they accuse furries of.
by Cynical Man March 29, 2025
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Urban Dictionary

For when you're too afraid to Google it.
"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."
by Cynical Man October 11, 2022
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Super Mario 64

A textbook example of a 3D platformer. Changed 3D gaming forever.
Rom hacking has evolved to the point where you could recreate the entirety of Super Mario 64 with beta assets.
by Cynical Man November 23, 2021
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Redditor

A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.
Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.
by Cynical Man April 8, 2021
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