Cynical Man's definitions

Urban Dictionary

For when you're too afraid to Google it.

"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."

by Cynical Man October 11, 2022

Pluto TV

It's Free Live TV.
The reason nobody pays for cable anymore.

Pluto TV is amazing. The reason why I own a PS3, PS4, and PS5.

by Cynical Man March 7, 2021

We Do A Little Trolling

What has now become the next "It's Just A Prank Bro!" Used to justify sending death threats or being an asshole to someone on the internet. Mostly kids.

Person 1: I Like Fortnite.
Redditor: KYS Fortnite Kid
Person 2: Woah! What Kind Of Psychopath Would Send Death Threats To Someone For Liking A Game?
Redditor: We Do A Little Trolling

by Cynical Man August 15, 2021

Furry Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone is obsessively hateful towards the furry fandom to the point of complete paranoia and hostility.

I swear to god, he's lost it. Last night, my roommate was screaming and ranting, Alex Jones style in the discord chat about how furries are apparently causing the downfall of western civilization. I think he's starting to develop Furry Derangement Syndrome.

by Cynical Man October 28, 2025

Wii

The best video game system from my childhood. Had awesome games like Super Mario Galaxy, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Sonic Colors, Sonic Unleashed, Mario Kart Wii, And the pack in title, Wii Sports.(My First Wii Game)

Friend: Wanna play some Wii tennis?
Me: Sure
Friend: *Throws controller at tv*

by Cynical Man December 19, 2020

Furry Hater

Someone who hates furries so much they go out of their way to try to attack them. Commonly found in Furry related sites or forums.

It's so insane you could make a Looney Tunes short out of it

Furry Hater: (Tries to grab the furry's tail from under the door)

Furry: (Hands him a lit stick of Dynamite)

FH: (Grabs Dynamite thinking it's his tail)

(Pulls out Dynamite)

FH: (Realizes his mistake, looks at the camera and starts weeping)

(KA-BOOM!)

(Bloody parts of the Furry Hater raining down)

Furry: (Opens the door to witness an organ rain)

Furry: "Heh! Ain't I a stinker!?"

by Cynical Man December 14, 2022

Redditor

A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.

Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.

by Cynical Man April 8, 2021