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The best video game system from my childhood. Had awesome games like Super Mario Galaxy, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Sonic Colors, Sonic Unleashed, Mario Kart Wii, And the pack in title, Wii Sports.(My First Wii Game)
by Cynical Man December 19, 2020
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It's so insane you could make a Looney Tunes short out of it
It's so insane you could make a Looney Tunes short out of it
Furry Hater: (Tries to grab the furry's tail from under the door)
Furry: (Hands him a lit stick of Dynamite)
FH: (Grabs Dynamite thinking it's his tail)
(Pulls out Dynamite)
FH: (Realizes his mistake, looks at the camera and starts weeping)
(KA-BOOM!)
(Bloody parts of the Furry Hater raining down)
Furry: (Opens the door to witness an organ rain)
Furry: "Heh! Ain't I a stinker!?"
Furry: (Hands him a lit stick of Dynamite)
FH: (Grabs Dynamite thinking it's his tail)
(Pulls out Dynamite)
FH: (Realizes his mistake, looks at the camera and starts weeping)
(KA-BOOM!)
(Bloody parts of the Furry Hater raining down)
Furry: (Opens the door to witness an organ rain)
Furry: "Heh! Ain't I a stinker!?"
by Cynical Man December 14, 2022
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Person 1: I Like Fortnite.
Redditor: KYS Fortnite Kid
Person 2: Woah! What Kind Of Psychopath Would Send Death Threats To Someone For Liking A Game?
Redditor: We Do A Little Trolling
Redditor: KYS Fortnite Kid
Person 2: Woah! What Kind Of Psychopath Would Send Death Threats To Someone For Liking A Game?
Redditor: We Do A Little Trolling
by Cynical Man August 15, 2021
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I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.
Brother: Hell Yeah!!!
Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!
Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.
Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)
Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!
Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!
Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
Brother: Hell Yeah!!!
Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!
Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.
Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)
Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!
Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!
Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
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I swear to god, he's lost it. Last night, my roommate was screaming and ranting, Alex Jones style in the discord chat about how furries are apparently causing the downfall of western civilization. I think he's starting to develop Furry Derangement Syndrome.
by Cynical Man October 28, 2025
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