Cynical Man's definitions

Oogly Goo

A feeling that people get before they start going crazy. Originated in the Season 2 episode of Smiling Friends, Gwimbly: Definitive Remastered Enhanced Extended Edition DX 4K (Anniversary Director’s Cut)

"Yep! Guess I'm Oogly Goo!"

by Cynical Man May 7, 2024

Urban Dictionary

For when you're too afraid to Google it.

"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."

by Cynical Man October 11, 2022

Neurotards

A term to describe a Neurotypical who has little to no knowledge on people with certain neurological differences such as, ADD, ADHD, Autism, OCD, etc.

Someone who infantilizes, demonizes, or treat anyone with these conditions like a child, despite that person telling them to stop it.

Well known examples of Neurotards

-Sia (Music)
-Any autism charity group with a Puzzle Piece as their logo
-Mostly everyone in America
-Your parents (If you have these conditions)
-The people who invented ABA Therape
-School
-Work

by Cynical Man September 21, 2022

Joey Nigro

A guy who really really REALLY loves to eat Twinkies and drink prune juice so much that he uploads Vyond (Go!Animate formerly) videos expressing his love for them.

Joey Nigro

What an unfortunate last name.

by Cynical Man November 2, 2023

Redditor

A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.

Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.

by Cynical Man April 8, 2021

Wojak

What could've been the spiritual successor to rage comic faces if groypers hadn't hijacked them into strawmen caricatures of people they hate

"You're too late! I already depicted myself as the Gigachad and you as the Wojak! Your argument is invalid!

by Cynical Man December 2, 2025

Reddit

The Chinese Government, Only This Time Run By Neckbearded Pony Humping Incels Who Think Bullying Children To Suicide Makes Themselves "EdgeLords", When In Reality, They Are Just A Bunch Of Psychopathic Man Children Who Shouldn't Even Have Internet Access.

If You Give An Opinion On Reddit, They'll Do One Of 4 Things.

-Doxxing

-Death Threats

-20 Paragraph Essays That Go Absolutely Nowhere Trying To Explain Why Your Opinion Is Wrong And Theirs Is Always Right

-Cyberbullying You To The Brink Of Suicide.

Reddit is like the Chinese Government. It is illegal to give an opinion.

by Cynical Man June 23, 2021