CutUpRough's definitions
The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
by CutUpRough July 29, 2010
Get the Shitometermug. A new 'Buzz Word' used in Management Meetings that assesses the outcomes discovered when reviewing a process already undertaken, but it also reveals why the reveiw was conducted.
Once we have completed this process we'll apply the Double Back Loop and we'll be in a position to release the companies findings.
by CutUpRough May 13, 2010
Get the Double Back Loopmug. The axe wound found on women or an adventure play ground found right next to a sewerage outlet. It can be bald, hairy, a landing strip, trimmed and manicured. It can be smelly - like fish - taste tangy or if you are lucky, be completely neutral and delicious - you'll growl for hours if this is the case. Can also be an ini or an outi - look like a badly packed kebab or a nice sweet freshly cut mango!
Bob was at the local pub and saw a nice looking gal, he said to his mate Phil "I wouldn't mind going the growl on that vagina." meaning touging her out.
by CutUpRough January 26, 2010
Get the vaginamug. a thong also known as a 'g' string worn by women, visible to us guys who love to sneak in a quick peek at every opportunity.
'Look at her gbanger its deluxe' yelled the horny old sailor as he saw a young lady bend over to pick her purse up off the ground.
by CutUpRough February 16, 2010
Get the gbangermug. short for Electronic Wine Auctions - where people bid on bottles on wine offered for auction on the internet. Bidders usually sit at their computers and don't even raise a sweat.
I logged on to ewineauctions and got myself a real bargain, a dozen bottles of plonk for bugger all.
by CutUpRough February 16, 2010
Get the ewineauctionsmug. Strategic Drunken Placement - The act of placing an item you need and use everyday whilst drunk, in a location and you cannot find it when your sober.
Bob - Hey honey, have you seen my cars keys?
Mary - No Bob, you SDP them last night, I haven't seen them since.
Bob - Buggered if I can find them, where could they be.....
Mary - No Bob, you SDP them last night, I haven't seen them since.
Bob - Buggered if I can find them, where could they be.....
by CutUpRough July 1, 2010
Get the SDPmug.