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Doughmance

The parasitic relationship between a gold-digger and sugar-parent.
The stripper and the oil tycoon were deep in the troughs of doughmance.
by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009
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Like Whoamance

John and Marsha's weekend at the cottage proved to be an epic Like Whoamance.
by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009
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Cassandra Syndrome

1) The condition of speaking the truth and having no one believe you.

2) The condition of being able to predict the future, be it the outcome of a particular event, or the reactions of others to the same event, and having no one believe your prophecy until it transpires.

3) Being able to see or understand things long before others, often resulting in them coming to the same conclusions long after your own initial analysis.

(All definitions come from Cassandra, the queen in Greek mythology who was appointed by Apollo with an inability to lie, yet cursed by having no one believe her prophecies.)
"I told him she was going to dump him if he didn't shape up, but no one ever believes my Cassandra syndrome."
by Curtis Meyer May 30, 2008
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Yaktivist

1. Someone who is all talk and no action. (Comes from "yakking" and "activist," and the expression "All yak and no sack"); The opposite of a pragmatist.

2. Someone with a penchant for conjuring false hopes.

3. An expert at bluffing.
1. "She keeps saying she'll quit her job, but her co-workers know she's just a yaktivist."

2. "Whenever his father promised to take him to the zoo, he had a feeling his father was just being a yaktivist."

3. "He always wins at poker because no one can tell when he's got a good hand and when he's being a yaktivist."
by Curtis Meyer March 12, 2008
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Whelm

1. To be swept beneath by a wave.

2. (To be) the effect of experiencing something of mediocre quality ; -ing; -ed

3. Neither good nor bad, simply existing
The movie last night was completely whelming.

I thought I would be excited by the fair, but I was whelmed at best.
by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008
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Bjork

To vomit (Spelled and pronounced the same as the famous Icelandic singer of the same name.); -ing, -ed
"I was dancing peacefully in the club until that drunk fellow bjorked all over my shoes."
by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008
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Squince

To narrow one's eyes; A combination of a wince and and a squint; -ing; -ed (Created by Brianna Brumfield of Orlando, Florida)
I had to squince to find my friends in the movie theater.

His eyes squinced as he stared at the sun.
by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008
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