43 definitions by Curtis Meyer

Trail Mix

1. Rough sex.

2. An attractive person worthy of rough sex

Comes from:

I need a thick freak; I can't be fuckin' with frail chicks / 'cause when I bust a nut, I'll leave her pussy lookin' like trail mix."

- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle

1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.

2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.

by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009

Sucktacular

v. - The antithesis of spectacular.

"Wow, that new Ke$ha song is sucktacular."

by Curtis Meyer February 13, 2010

Smotheration

A combination of smothering and suffication, typically with pillows. See also: Smotherate -ed, -ing.

Well officer, it seems the victim succumbed to violent smotheration.

by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009

Belly

1. Stomach

2. Rebellious

I tried to discipline the child, but she kept acting belly.

by Curtis Meyer March 21, 2008

Commie cake

A nickname for red velvet cake. ("Red" as in "Communism." "Velvet" as in "Revolution." ) Compare to "moo juice" for milk.

"I am loving the cream cheese icing on this commie cake!"

by Curtis Meyer April 5, 2010

Bitch pretty

Describes a female who is physically attractive with qualities that imply an air of being overbearing.

Kimora Lee Simmons is bitch pretty.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Horngry

1. The act of being horny and hungry at the same time; -ier; -iest

2. A insatiable form of desperation containing elements of carnal lust or hunger; -ier; -iest

After 30 days lost in the wilderness with no human contact, he was stark-raving horngry.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008