Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022
A more brutal variation of face fucking where instead of thrusting into your partner's mouth to reach gratification, the person getting blown grabs the head of their partner and violently pushes it up and down their shaft, most commonly by pulling their hair into a ponytail, although this can also be achieved by holding their head with both hands. This variation is seen as more brutal because of the risk violently jerking your partner's head can have on their neck, with whiplash being the most common injury.
"Hey, man, did you hear about Nika? She went to the hospital last night." "Yeah, dude, I'd heard about a fight between her and her boyfriend" "No, buddy, it's even crazier. He was skull fucking her, and she slipped a disk in her neck. She's going to need a brace for a month."
by Curare the defenestrator December 16, 2022
When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.
Also known as paupers porridge
Also known as paupers porridge
"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"
"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."
"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."
by Curare the defenestrator August 18, 2023
When a person gets waterboarded by a thick juicy ass sitting on his face drowning him with those sweet holes so wet from the individual struggling to breathe underneath, it would be more accurate to say they're drowning than suffocating.
"Hey, Sabrina, I've missed you. I will be home soon; do you need me to pick anything up before then?" "Get home, babe. I've missed you so much I'll be booty boarding you till I become a widow. Don't think tapping out and calling for mommy to be gentle will save you, ok?"
by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023
"Holy fuck did you hear about Alex?!" "Stacy became a complete ball fondler when they hooked up at Jaxx's party last week, with how happy she was; Rumour is he's got a set of pig balls down there."
by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022
Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
by Curare the defenestrator July 21, 2024
An abbreviation meaning "Rapid Onset Terminal Stupidity" is when a person dies or is badly hurt due to the consequences of doing something insanely stupid.
They aren't just terminally stupid, they're being stupid in a way that's going to get them killed quickly.
Either directly by their own action, or indirectly by doing something so stupid someone else cuts to the chase for them.
They aren't just terminally stupid, they're being stupid in a way that's going to get them killed quickly.
Either directly by their own action, or indirectly by doing something so stupid someone else cuts to the chase for them.
"Hey did you mean about what happened to Marcus. I heard he got shot putting his piece in down his jeans with the safety off."
"Just another case of ROTS then huh? Was a long time coming."
"Just another case of ROTS then huh? Was a long time coming."
by Curare the defenestrator July 01, 2025