Definitions by Curare the defenestrator
Tootie pie
A cute term for a person who loves rimming and giving rimjobs to the point that they like eating and breathing in farts and in extreme cases rimming sweaty or even poopy ass
"Hey did you hear about Heather? They said she got pink eye from her bf." "Yeah bro she's a total tootie pie, she could rim me anytime."
Tootie pie by Curare the defenestrator April 22, 2026
Chalker
A chalker is a slur against white people, when you're so white it needs a new slur that you can slap a hard R on. When your dad's dancing is so bad that whatever amount of melanin he has turns to dust and leaves his body.
Chalker by Curare the defenestrator July 5, 2025
ROTS
An abbreviation meaning "Rapid Onset Terminal Stupidity" is when a person dies or is badly hurt due to the consequences of doing something insanely stupid.
They aren't just terminally stupid, they're being stupid in a way that's going to get them killed quickly.
Either directly by their own action, or indirectly by doing something so stupid someone else cuts to the chase for them.
They aren't just terminally stupid, they're being stupid in a way that's going to get them killed quickly.
Either directly by their own action, or indirectly by doing something so stupid someone else cuts to the chase for them.
"Hey did you mean about what happened to Marcus. I heard he got shot putting his piece in down his jeans with the safety off."
"Just another case of ROTS then huh? Was a long time coming."
"Just another case of ROTS then huh? Was a long time coming."
ROTS by Curare the defenestrator July 1, 2025
Fools porn
Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
Fools porn by Curare the defenestrator July 21, 2024
Ghetto porridge
When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.
Also known as paupers porridge
Also known as paupers porridge
"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"
"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."
"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."
Ghetto porridge by Curare the defenestrator August 18, 2023
Grapple baby
Similar to how an anchor baby is used to immigrants can migrate to a new country, a grapple baby is a more extreme slur to denote when immigrants have children in a country or migrate with them and use them as an excuse to stay while refusing to assimilate or adapt to the culture of the country they move to.
The idea behind this is that people from poor, war torn or unstable countries use their babies as a grappling hook to pull down the country they emigrate to because instead of changing and learning the new views and culture, they're just bringing the problems that made their country so terrible in the first place.
This term is most commonly used against Muslim immigrants who bring over their fundamentalist or extreme beliefs, even going as far to say they want to have sharia law which would supposedly ruin the country they moved to by stripping away lgbt rights and women's rights.
I want to clarify that this is a racist term used to target Muslims and sometimes other groups. I only post the definition so others can know.
The idea behind this is that people from poor, war torn or unstable countries use their babies as a grappling hook to pull down the country they emigrate to because instead of changing and learning the new views and culture, they're just bringing the problems that made their country so terrible in the first place.
This term is most commonly used against Muslim immigrants who bring over their fundamentalist or extreme beliefs, even going as far to say they want to have sharia law which would supposedly ruin the country they moved to by stripping away lgbt rights and women's rights.
I want to clarify that this is a racist term used to target Muslims and sometimes other groups. I only post the definition so others can know.
Grapple baby by Curare the defenestrator July 16, 2023
Swirly fucking
When you give someone a swirly as you have sex with them, either holding down the seat, pushing them directly, or using the leverage you have from behind to keep them down.
"Bro did you hear?, some of the dudes at the frat house got arrested!"
"Yeah man they were having a pig party and one of the girls drowned when her date ended up swirly fucking her too long."
"Yeah man they were having a pig party and one of the girls drowned when her date ended up swirly fucking her too long."
Swirly fucking by Curare the defenestrator July 12, 2023