Definitions by Cunty Fresh Fanatic
ufollowgist
Any ufology oriented conspiracy theorist, that begins stalking you, when your business officially becomes a defense/intelligence contractor.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Me: As I was saying special agent Lopez. I heard him rooting around, a little after four. He was removing the hard drives from the computer. I confronted him and he grabbed at something in his waist. I hit him with a couple bursts from my new H&K MP7, that mess is what's left of him.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
ufollowgist by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
testicle paradox
The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.
Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
testicle paradox by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
you silly
A form of adult baby-talk, meaning "you are silly." Used chiefly by females and homosexual or bi-curious males.
Me: Look at my definition for Geli.
chick: (reads it) You silly. Want a Geli.
Me: Fuck no. I'm not a pervert.
chick: Want a blumpkin, that's not really perverted anymore.
Me: What the fuck, why not? Where's the bathroom?
chick: (reads it) You silly. Want a Geli.
Me: Fuck no. I'm not a pervert.
chick: Want a blumpkin, that's not really perverted anymore.
Me: What the fuck, why not? Where's the bathroom?
you silly by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010
nutty new yorker
nutty new yorker by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010
secondary parasite
1. A loser that sponges off of another more successful loser. 2. Any organization or business that is tailored to a clientele of welfare addicts.
1. A crackhead mooching money off of a welfare recipient, is a (drum roll) secondary parasite.
2. EZ Check cashes welfare checks, taking a cut, making it a (beat box roll) secondary parasite.
2. EZ Check cashes welfare checks, taking a cut, making it a (beat box roll) secondary parasite.
secondary parasite by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010
Bentley Moment
1. The self-indulgent, materialistic moment one has alone with their ultra-luxury vehicle. Usually a Bentley, but any six figure vehicle passes. 2. Any moment that while driving your ultra-luxury vehicle, women begin stalking you with their cars.
1. "I love the buttery soft upolstery. I bet I could stick my dick between the headrest and seat, and make myself cum."
2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."
2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."
Bentley Moment by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
snorgtees chic
dude 1: Ellen Page is so snorgtees chic. I get so hard from watching her.
dude 2: She's in her twenties.
dude 1: Twenties, ill. I'll stick to iCarly.
dude 2: She's in her twenties.
dude 1: Twenties, ill. I'll stick to iCarly.
snorgtees chic by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010