Definitions by Cuntoleezza Rice

cunteloupe 

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.

The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.

cunteloupe by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007

enemasity 

A punitive or antagonistic attitude while administering an enema.

As she stroked the anal probe the hefty nurse commented that she was "only doing her job." Her enemasity hoever, was apparent.

enemasity by Cuntoleezza Rice January 18, 2007

fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.

Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.

fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

pedocurious

1. A foot fetishist obsessed with placing cotton balls between his partner's toes.
2. A person exploring but not yet fully committed as a foot fetishist.
3. A odd or unsightly pedicure.

The pedocurious minister's favorite scripture was from Romans 10:15 - "How beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news!"

pedocurious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 4, 2007

Baptist

A member of one of several hundred Christian denominations who all agree that the the Bible is the literal word of God, but don't agree with each other. See fundamentalist, fucktard

Q. What religion are you, Reformed Baptist?
A. No, they're going to Hell(tm). I'm a Sovergn Grace Baptist.

Baptist by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

cuntraband 

Illicit items concealed in the vagina.

The drug-sniffing dog continued to sniff the woman's crotch, revealing the cuntraband.

cuntraband by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

pastorbation 

Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.

From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.

pastorbation by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006