colostofuck

1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch

2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag

1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.

2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 20, 2007

gradutate

To blow chunks at one's graduation, usually from consuming too much alcohol prior to the event.

It was quite a graduation regurgitation. The valedictorian gradutated all over the stage.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 27, 2007

Jesus Hole

1. The hole in Jesus' side or hand when used for sexual pleasure. See crucifuck.
2. Texas Governor Rick Perry's nickname for his Prison Wallet.

Rick Santorum was so horny he was obsessed with getting him some Jesus Hole (a crucifuck). Unfortunately, Jesus had been MIA for 2000 years and Santorum had to go off to the bathhouse for some pussy on a stick. Having left his Mormon Panty Liners at home he left with a Mormon Trail of santorum in his Mormon Underwear.

by Cuntoleezza Rice August 23, 2011

prostipork

Sausage produced from pigs fed from ground-up prostitutes. This exotic food was invented by a mass murderer in Vancouver, BC, who ran an entertainment venue on his farm known as the Piggy Palace.

Hey baby, how much to take you back to the Piggy Palace and turn you into prostipork?

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 25, 2007

iPad

A sanitary pad that contains an embedded MP3 player.

Ann Coulter loved it when her time of the month came around and she could listen to tunes on her iPad.

by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2009

anusthetic

A soothing mixture of cocaine and vaseline that Fred Phelps sticks up his ass before sitting on a highway cone or other large object. See Goatse.

Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps was at a God Hates Fags rally and asked me to find him some anusthetic. Not content with a simple crucifuck or normal act of pastorbation, he had developed an urgent need to shove something very large up his poop chute.

by Cuntoleezza Rice June 03, 2008

twaddle

1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.

1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 01, 2007