prison wallet

The anal cavity of an inmate, so named for its ability to smuggle valuables into a prision or stash them for safe keeping. Due to "recreational activity" prisoners often leave with a larger prison wallets than when they arrive.
Prison life bound to be dull, but due to years of fisting the convict managed to bring 3 kilos of smack and a boombox in his prison wallet.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 04, 2007
mugGet the prison walletmug.

pastorbation

Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.
From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006
mugGet the pastorbationmug.

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.
Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe
by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010
mugGet the fornicaterermug.

tampon tea

Tea made from a used tampon, as depicted in Catherine Breillat's 2004 film, Anatomy of Hell.
"This might go better with some crumpets", he exclaimed as he sipped the tampon tea.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 04, 2007
mugGet the tampon teamug.

cunteloupe

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.
The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007
mugGet the cunteloupemug.

Osama Bin Gettinany

A sexually frustated terrorist that nobody will fuck.
FRED PHELPS: Hey Osama! Bin Gettinany?
OSAMA BIN GETTINANY: No Fred Phelch, how 'bout a rimjob you assbreff?
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008
mugGet the Osama Bin Gettinanymug.

enemasity

A punitive or antagonistic attitude while administering an enema.
As she stroked the anal probe the hefty nurse commented that she was "only doing her job." Her enemasity hoever, was apparent.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 18, 2007
mugGet the enemasitymug.