tampon tea

Tea made from a used tampon, as depicted in Catherine Breillat's 2004 film, Anatomy of Hell.
"This might go better with some crumpets", he exclaimed as he sipped the tampon tea.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 04, 2007
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Osama Bin Gettinany

A sexually frustated terrorist that nobody will fuck.
FRED PHELPS: Hey Osama! Bin Gettinany?
OSAMA BIN GETTINANY: No Fred Phelch, how 'bout a rimjob you assbreff?
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008
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Levi Johnston

The white trash high school dropout father of Sarah Palin's out-of-wedlock grandchild. Mr. Johnston is currently estranged from Palin's daughter Bristol Palin and is negotiating a photo shoot to display his weiner on Playgirl.com.
I asked Bristol Palin what she every saw in Levi Johnston. She replied "well, mainly his Moose Meat. He has a really big one, you know. Just wait until you see it on Playgirl.com."
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 07, 2009
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cunteloupe

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.
The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007
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enemasity

A punitive or antagonistic attitude while administering an enema.
As she stroked the anal probe the hefty nurse commented that she was "only doing her job." Her enemasity hoever, was apparent.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 18, 2007
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pussy on a stick

The penis when used as the object of fellation, especially when performed shortly after intercourse with a woman.
He said he didn't do men, so I told him it was pussy on a stick.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 08, 2006
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John Hagee

A Fundamentalist Christian evangelist fucktard and supporter of presidential candidate John McCain. Like Baptist preacher Fred Phelch, Hagee believes hurricane Katrina was caused by God’s wrath about gays in New Orleans. Hagee also called Catholic Church the Great Whore of the Apocalypse, although we all know they’re just a fraternity of kid diddlers.
John Hagee wouldn’t know what a great whore was if he was sitting on her face.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008
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