hummer

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.
I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.
by Cummy worm August 21, 2010
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blo-j

When someone gives you a BJ full of OJ!!!!
Peter got a blo-j, but with grape juice and not orange juice.
by Cummy worm November 29, 2010
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Westview wail pump

When one flatulates while running. It can give you a boost while running.
I won the the race; I had done the Westview wail pump.
by Cummy worm March 05, 2011
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The Simpsons

Matt Groening's gift to the world. Originally the family appeared on the Tracey Ullman Show in 1987, and got their own show on the Fox network two and a half years later. The pilot episode would be "Some Enchanted Evening"; however, the animation was so terrible, they had to abort the series premiere for a while. They would abort the entire series if the second episode, "Bart the Genius", also turned out terrible. However, that was a success, and the first episode was switched to "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", and "Some Enchanted Evening" was switched to the series finale/thirteenth episode, airing in May 1990. "Bart the Genius" was the second episode; however, it was the first episode to use the trademark title sequence (originally it would be "Some Enchanted Evening".) Thus, "The Simpsons" was born!
I watched The Simpsons on Sunday at 7:00 p.m.
by Cummy worm November 28, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez

When you have anal sex with someone and shit gets on your dick as usual, but after that, you smear the shit on their lip, producing a moustache.
I gave Mike a Dirty Sanchez last night.
by Cummy worm August 18, 2010
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dirty sanchez

George's dirty sanchez is getting bigger.
by Cummy worm October 29, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez

A really hairy mustache that is NOTHING TO MAKE FUN OF, BITCHES!!!
George's Dirty Sanchez, er, I mean, hairy mustache, is getting bigger.
by Cummy worm November 02, 2010
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