jeep

The grandaddy of all 4x4s.

Jim drives a jeep.

by Cummy worm December 17, 2010

Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.

I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

by Cummy worm June 08, 2016

Dirty Sanchez

A really hairy mustache that is NOTHING TO MAKE FUN OF, BITCHES!!!

George's Dirty Sanchez, er, I mean, hairy mustache, is getting bigger.

by Cummy worm November 02, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

When you have anal sex with someone and shit gets on your dick as usual, but after that, you smear the shit on their lip, producing a moustache.

I gave Mike a Dirty Sanchez last night.

by Cummy worm August 18, 2010

My Name Is...

A hilarious 1999 dirty rap song by Eminem.

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup

(My Name Is...)

by Cummy worm December 01, 2010

dingleberry

A pile of shit hanging off you ass hair that will NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER COME OFF!!!!!! EVER!!!!!

Teacher, can I be excused? I have a dingleberry!

by Cummy worm November 11, 2010

porn

Everyone's favorite activity.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn.

by Cummy worm February 18, 2011