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hummer

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.
I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.
by Cummy worm August 21, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez

A really hairy mustache that is NOTHING TO MAKE FUN OF, BITCHES!!!
George's Dirty Sanchez, er, I mean, hairy mustache, is getting bigger.
by Cummy worm November 2, 2010
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My Name Is...

A hilarious 1999 dirty rap song by Eminem.
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup

(My Name Is...)
by Cummy worm December 1, 2010
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porn

Everyone's favorite activity.
Eddie and I watched some really good porn.
by Cummy worm February 18, 2011
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alaskan spear-thrower

When a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit. Not to be confused with an eagle talon.
Kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home!
by Cummy worm November 17, 2010
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angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.
I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him!
by Cummy worm November 12, 2010
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eep!

The sound someone makes when they're nervous and don't know what to do.
From The Simpsons episode "Bart After Dark"

Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight?
Belle: Well, whoever fits Mel's tuxedo. Size: extra small
Bart: Eep!
by Cummy worm December 20, 2010
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