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jeep

The grandaddy of all 4x4s.
Jim drives a jeep.
by Cummy worm December 17, 2010
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angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.
I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him!
by Cummy worm November 10, 2010
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shat

He shat on the floor.
by Cummy worm February 24, 2011
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The Simpsons

Matt Groening's gift to the world. Originally the family appeared on the Tracey Ullman Show in 1987, and got their own show on the Fox network two and a half years later. The pilot episode would be "Some Enchanted Evening"; however, the animation was so terrible, they had to abort the series premiere for a while. They would abort the entire series if the second episode, "Bart the Genius", also turned out terrible. However, that was a success, and the first episode was switched to "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", and "Some Enchanted Evening" was switched to the series finale/thirteenth episode, airing in May 1990. "Bart the Genius" was the second episode; however, it was the first episode to use the trademark title sequence (originally it would be "Some Enchanted Evening".) Thus, "The Simpsons" was born!
I watched The Simpsons on Sunday at 7:00 p.m.
by Cummy worm November 30, 2010
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porn

Everyone's favorite activity.
Eddie and I watched some really good porn.
by Cummy worm February 18, 2011
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alaskan spear-thrower

When a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit. Not to be confused with an eagle talon.
Kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home!
by Cummy worm November 17, 2010
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eep!

The sound someone makes when they're nervous and don't know what to do.
From The Simpsons episode "Bart After Dark"

Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight?
Belle: Well, whoever fits Mel's tuxedo. Size: extra small
Bart: Eep!
by Cummy worm December 20, 2010
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