Cummy worm's definitions

blo-j

When someone gives you a BJ full of OJ!!!!

Peter got a blo-j, but with grape juice and not orange juice.

by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

Chevrolet Cruze

A brand new compact sedan made by the Chevrolet division of General Motors, designed for MY 2011. It really makes up for the shittard Chevy Cobalt, which had a crappy interior. Similar to the Cobalt, the Cruze gets 36 mpg highway, a lot like the Cobalt's 37. Originally it was also the Holden Cruze sold in Australia and Asia, but imported into the United States in 2010.

Impressive! The Chevrolet Cruze in one sexy car, getting SO much mpg on the highway!!

by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

poop sauce

Diarrhea that you have just before going to bed, or in the middle of the night.

I just couldn't get to sleep last night! It was like 1 a.m. and I finally could relax after I had poop sauce.

by Cummy worm June 28, 2012

masturbate

What you do while lying in bed.

While listening to the radio, a song gave me a boner, so I began to masturbate.

by Cummy worm August 18, 2010

porn

Everyone's favorite activity.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn.

by Cummy worm February 18, 2011

alaskan spear-thrower

When a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit. Not to be confused with an eagle talon.

Kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home!

by Cummy worm November 17, 2010

angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.

I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him!

by Cummy worm November 12, 2010