smelly burrito

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

by Cummy worm May 24, 2011

shat

Past tense of shit

I asked him to shit in the toilet, but instead he shat on the floor.

by Cummy worm July 28, 2011

chevy malibu

An actually quite reliable and roomy car manufactured by General Motors. Ok. Maybe you people say that it's worse than Camaro or Silverado, but can you noobs quit talking shit about it? God! Just think, what the bloody fuck did the fucking car do to you???

The chevy malibu is a class leader.

by Cummy worm August 10, 2010

anxiarrhea

Extreme anxiety experienced by a person, causing unexpected amounts of diarrhea.

The coffee I drank this morning, mixed with my worries of the final exam, gave me a bad case of anxiarrhea.

by Cummy worm December 12, 2012

shit fountain

When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.

I accidentally shit fountain'd myself yesterday.

by Cummy worm October 29, 2010

porn

The best gift that the world ever received.

Nick's got a shitload of porn on his phone.

by Cummy worm June 15, 2011

eagle talon

A sex act involving a girl, a guy and a trampoline. The girl lays on the ground doggie style and the guy jumps off the trampoline. In midair, he, possibly successfully, places his cock in the girl's pussy.

Let's eagle talon her!

by Cummy worm December 03, 2010