Cummy worm's definitions

shock site

A website that tricks the user into doing something (usually by creating a fake link), but when the user visits the site, the site just shows them something gross, perverted, or just plain stupid.

Some examples of shock sites are www.lemonparty.org, 2 Girls 1 Cup, www.k-k-k.com, pain olympics, and 1 man 1 jar. I have to admit though, when I think of them, I laugh so hard my heart hurts!!!!!!!! XD

by Cummy worm February 28, 2011

jeep

The grandaddy of all 4x4s.

Jim drives a jeep.

by Cummy worm December 17, 2010

toothpaste hangover

The effect on you after you brush your teeth, and food and drinks taste disgusting.

Can we eat as soon as my toothpaste hangover goes away?

by Cummy worm July 4, 2011

automo-fellatio

What they refer to in the Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire"

The dark of the alley/The breaking of day/The head while I'm driving/I'm driving

If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.

by Cummy worm August 12, 2010

Hungarian mudslide

A sex act. It involves 2 ladies and 1 guy. Step 1: Lady #1 gives the guy a blowjob, while the guy shits in the second lady's mouth. Step 2: Lady #2 gets sick and takes a diarrhea dump on the guy's chest. The shit should flow down the guy's chest, and it should drench his genitals at the same time the guy ejaculates in Lady #1's throat. The shit/cum taste is reminiscent of the Irish alcoholic drink mudslide, only it's 100% natural man cream instead of Irish cream, and diarrhea instead of kahlua.

I'd love a Hungarian Mudslide tonight.

by Cummy worm August 12, 2010

Hungarian wet willie

When someone gives you a blowjob, then you fuck them in the ass, then stick you cock in their ear.

I gave her a Hungarian wet willie.

by Cummy worm December 20, 2010

cockfight

Like a swordfight, but using your penis to attack your opponent.

They had a cockfight.

by Cummy worm February 23, 2011