Crypstyn mcdougal's definitions

Dagbeet

A true kook; one who doesn’t contribute whatsoever, yet appears there right in front of you as if their purpose was to merely annoy!

For earth and heaven, your friend is nothing but a lame ass Dagbeet!

Jesus, Dagbeet central over here! What y’all even doin??!

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022

Wrinkletang

Never giving a good reason for why you hate your neighbor

God damnit! I’m such a lil wrinkletang to my neighbor. Even tho I’ve got all these kooks suckleing on my teeters.

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022

shpilgerts

A drunken kook who either spills your drink, or some sloshy Jacob who is the only one talking, yet everyone is talking shit on him

Yo, get that shpilgerts outta here!

My god! You’re such a shpilgerts

by Crypstyn mcdougal December 19, 2020

Wordzilla

Straight up for sure.

Legit and absolutely

Without having to worry about anything weak or lame.

Dolphinately chillin

Wordzilla bro, same here

That’s a Wordzilla for sure! I feel it.

Wordzilla.

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022

Kook tower

One who absolutely is a lame loser. With a high level of operation, yet is very low-functioning in adulthood.

Not a very good person to other peopl, Yet still oddly has a high regard for oneself

Kook tower! You’re at the top!!
Good god how did all these kook towers erect so quickly!

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022

Encrusted dagbeet

Just a badtard. A fucktarded queefing nightmare of a person. Almost beyond comprehension and out of control. No reasonable qualities. SIMPLY due to them just not wanting to be so.

Jesus Christ! This place harbors encrusted dagbeets whom will never get paid.

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022

Dumbteeto

A dumb dumb; one who spews nonsense, foolhardy info or just doesn’t plain old wrong ass shit. But additionally either detriments their own position, or sounds truly dumb in said announcement

Good god, look who’s really the dumbteeto. You!

Wow, you really are dumbteeto. No question. You’re comments are uproarious to the nature of your crummy beliefs

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022