God damnit! I’m such a lil wrinkletang to my neighbor. Even tho I’ve got all these kooks suckleing on my teeters.
by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022

Bro, yo, this show just started crnkn it’s own dnkn!
I mean everything is getting gnar bro, this shits crnkn dnkn
I mean everything is getting gnar bro, this shits crnkn dnkn
by Crypstyn mcdougal November 09, 2022

Just a badtard. A fucktarded queefing nightmare of a person. Almost beyond comprehension and out of control. No reasonable qualities. SIMPLY due to them just not wanting to be so.
by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022

Straight up for sure.
Legit and absolutely
Without having to worry about anything weak or lame.
Dolphinately chillin
Legit and absolutely
Without having to worry about anything weak or lame.
Dolphinately chillin
by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022

A drunken kook who either spills your drink, or some sloshy Jacob who is the only one talking, yet everyone is talking shit on him
by Crypstyn mcdougal December 19, 2020

A goon, or large oafish manchild who fudges with your shit. But then pusses out, runs away and calls YOU a pussy.
Good god. Why is this kid poontz goontzing, can’t he just give it a rest?! It’s 4am!
Don’t be a poontz goontz, I gotta keep up on what I got.
Don’t be a poontz goontz, I gotta keep up on what I got.
by Crypstyn mcdougal November 09, 2022

A true kook; one who doesn’t contribute whatsoever, yet appears there right in front of you as if their purpose was to merely annoy!
For earth and heaven, your friend is nothing but a lame ass Dagbeet!
Jesus, Dagbeet central over here! What y’all even doin??!
Jesus, Dagbeet central over here! What y’all even doin??!
by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022
