confligglenoggled

Completely and utterly shitfaced; thoroughly hammered.

I was absolutely fucking confligglenoggled out of my mind last weekend.

by CrunkDawg October 22, 2003

fuckbasket

(n.) Imbecile; dumbass. See also: "dildo," "douchebag," "beata."

Wow, you really are a fuckbasket!

by CrunkDawg November 03, 2003

woksucker

n. A derogatory term meaning an Asian individual who is "uncool" by most people's standards (popularized by Greg Giraldo).

Yeah, Mr. Myagi is cool, but that Jiang Zemin is a real woksucker.

by CrunkDawg May 14, 2003

People McNuggets

n. pl. Derogative slang for those with dwarfism; "midgets."

Yo! People McNuggets headed this way, dude...

by CrunkDawg May 14, 2003

humpable

n. Highly attractive; "fine." Typically said to express a desire to engage in sexual relations with.

Janine is mad humpable.

by CrunkDawg April 30, 2003

mo chucker

n. The preferred less-vulgar, more humorous way of saying "motherfucker."

"Stupid mo chucker..."

by CrunkDawg May 11, 2003

phillies

n. pl. Slang for cigars emptied of their tobacco and refilled with marijuana. From "Philly Blunts," a common brand of cigar used for this purpose.

"Hook me up with one 'a dem chocolate Phillies, yo!"

by CrunkDawg May 11, 2003