Zoosexual

Random excuse to normalize raping animals in the LGBT community.
Spoilers: it's not gonna happen

person A: I'm zoosexual

everyone with a working brain: Piss off animal rapist

by CrungleChugger97 November 08, 2021

a bad demoman

nonexistent.

If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I!?

by CrungleChugger97 September 27, 2021

I DONT GIVE A =F =U =C =K

texting slang for "I don't give a flying fuck" typically used when you couldn't care less.

terry: Yo, I just got my first BJ

Laurence: Dude, I DONT GIVE A =F =U =C =K

by CrungleChugger97 September 17, 2021

who the hell is steve jobs

ligma balls

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Women

government schemes to make you think they exist

russian spies are posing as "women"

by CrungleChugger97 October 07, 2022

Sun tzu said that

Used when someone says something so inspirational and wise that it sounded like it came straight out of "the art of war" by Sun Tzu

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Ankha Zone

the very definition of endless suffering

Real suffering is ankha zone

by CrungleChugger97 November 18, 2021