Definitions by Cronic Christoph

bookwook 

Jewish holiday that celebrates disappearing from a tenuous situation.

I got to get the Hell out of here and go celebrate Bookwook before things get out of hand!

bookwook by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017

turd burglary 

One who burgles turds.

"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"

turd burglary by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017

relative history 

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.

My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.

relative history by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017

slurping the sturgeon 

Giving a sloppy blow-job.

That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.

slurping the sturgeon by Cronic Christoph October 6, 2016

ray spray 

When a looser roommate has a bedroom that smells like the local bar restroom and jerks off in front of the tv in the living room, he leaves his Ray Spray all over the place.

"Hey Frank, RAY left his Ray Spray all over this stack of gay porno films!"

ray spray by Cronic Christoph December 7, 2015

dirty tortus 

when you take a shit and you are constipated - it comes out slow but leaves a lot of shit behind to wipe.

I thought id never get off the toilet. I finally let out a dirty tortus and had such a dirty ass i used all the toilet paper.

dirty tortus by Cronic Christoph May 21, 2014

sponge wonder 

when you take a shit in the toilet so big that it soaks up the toilet water and it looks like all thats left in the toilet is a huge turd.

"Honey, call Guinness book of world records! I just left a sponge wonder in the toilet thats the biggest ive ever seen."

sponge wonder by Cronic Christoph May 21, 2014