17 definitions by Critical Acclaim
by Critical Acclaim July 11, 2008
Despite what some people say, Dragonforce is actually "good" judging the quality of their songs. But there are a lot of things that make them seem bad, and tempts me to say they suck, when they really don't. A big problem is their fans who don't know shit about guitar and look at them play guitar at really fast speed and think they they
are the best guitarists ever just because they play fast. Being skilled at guitar is NOT playing really really fast, it is being creative and being able to do things hardly anyone else can. Look at Jimi Hendrix, he played with his teeth for the love of Jesus! Dragonforce cannot play with their teeth (I'm not trying to insult Dragonforce, I'm just making a point that Jimi is a better guitarist.) And before any homo tries to give me a thumbs down, Jimi Hendrix is the best guitarist that ever lived, go to your music store (the people there know real music) and ask any employee who the best guitarist that ever lived was. They will all say Jimi Hendrix, no question. Also, a lot of their songs sound very much the same. Not all of them, but enough that would make people point it out. Also they get old. Even the Dragonforce fans have to admit their style gets old kind of quickly. Fast guitar playing gets boring after a while! And one last thing. Dragonforce is NOT the best band ever. Not even close. Once again, I'm not saying they're bad, they are good but there are much better bands.
are the best guitarists ever just because they play fast. Being skilled at guitar is NOT playing really really fast, it is being creative and being able to do things hardly anyone else can. Look at Jimi Hendrix, he played with his teeth for the love of Jesus! Dragonforce cannot play with their teeth (I'm not trying to insult Dragonforce, I'm just making a point that Jimi is a better guitarist.) And before any homo tries to give me a thumbs down, Jimi Hendrix is the best guitarist that ever lived, go to your music store (the people there know real music) and ask any employee who the best guitarist that ever lived was. They will all say Jimi Hendrix, no question. Also, a lot of their songs sound very much the same. Not all of them, but enough that would make people point it out. Also they get old. Even the Dragonforce fans have to admit their style gets old kind of quickly. Fast guitar playing gets boring after a while! And one last thing. Dragonforce is NOT the best band ever. Not even close. Once again, I'm not saying they're bad, they are good but there are much better bands.
Gay person: Man Dragonforce is awesome they play so fast!
Straight person: Dragonforce is OK but skill isn't based on speed dipshit.
Gay person: Yeah it is!
Straight person: Dumbfuck you don't know shit about guitar!
Gay person: Yeah huh through the fire and flames is the hardest song on Guitar Hero.
Straight person: Guitar Hero is just a game! Idiot it's not real guitar! (Even though it is fun)
Straight person: Dragonforce is OK but skill isn't based on speed dipshit.
Gay person: Yeah it is!
Straight person: Dumbfuck you don't know shit about guitar!
Gay person: Yeah huh through the fire and flames is the hardest song on Guitar Hero.
Straight person: Guitar Hero is just a game! Idiot it's not real guitar! (Even though it is fun)
by Critical Acclaim July 11, 2008
A worm every Windows user that hasn't updated since OCTOBER of 2008 will be infected with and scammed by Russian hacking geniuses.
Noob: Oh no! My computer has a Conficker virus!! And now all my bank money is GONE! HELP ME!!!
Me: You can start by updating
Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...
Me: You can start by updating
Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...
by Critical Acclaim April 13, 2009
The newest Nintendo console. Originally, we all thought it would be great with it's motion sensing controllers, but has turned out to be really disappointing. The first reason is that Nintendo only makes games like Mario, Legend of Zelda, ect. No offense to Super Mario or Link, but that's all Nintendo's feeding us. Nintendo made it a family console so Nintendo produces NO M-Rated games, (3rd party developers do) and no voice chat in fear of trash talking 10 year olds. Also, the series we have known and love (like Zelda) are way to easy because Nintendo wants to make these games accessible to a broader audience but is really only forgetting about the guys who have been with them since the SNES days. Also the graphics rival the PS2, although there some exceptions, such as Metroid Prime 3 Corruption and Super Mario Galaxy. If you do own this console, you'll find that the best games for it are third party - Resident Evil 4 and Metroid Prime 3. I'll summarize everything into this
-No voice chat
-PS2 graphics (for most of the games)
-No innovation (from Nintendo)
-No voice chat
-PS2 graphics (for most of the games)
-No innovation (from Nintendo)
Hey I just got a Wii!
...It kind of sucks....
What about Twilight Princess?
Too easy
Super Mario Galaxy?
Way too easy
Super Smash Bros Brawl?
That one's a winner, but no fucking voice chat!
Should have gotten a 360...
...It kind of sucks....
What about Twilight Princess?
Too easy
Super Mario Galaxy?
Way too easy
Super Smash Bros Brawl?
That one's a winner, but no fucking voice chat!
Should have gotten a 360...
by Critical Acclaim August 18, 2008
A spanish news show watched by virtually every Mexican adult. Stories usually deal with stuff like deaths, politics, and immigration. It's aimed towards mexican adults that don't watch other news or read the newspaper (they're not in spanish after all), and pretty much everything on there is outdated or insignificant.
I personally hate it because it unfortunately used to come on at the same time as spongebob
I personally hate it because it unfortunately used to come on at the same time as spongebob
Parent: Voy a mirar las noticias (I'm going to watch the news)
Noticiero Univision: Nuevo technologia, llamada "Xbox live" hace possible jugar juegos con personas por todas partes del mundo (new technology called xbox live makes possible playing games with people in all parts of the word)
Me: HOW IS THIS NEWS?!
True story
Noticiero Univision: Nuevo technologia, llamada "Xbox live" hace possible jugar juegos con personas por todas partes del mundo (new technology called xbox live makes possible playing games with people in all parts of the word)
Me: HOW IS THIS NEWS?!
True story
by Critical Acclaim July 30, 2009
When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important
Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch
Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch
Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")
by Critical Acclaim May 23, 2009
Genre that may have been alive at one point, but in it's current incarnation is just a lame genre of rock liked by people who are trying to look cool
Female Poser: My favorite music is PUNK RAWK!
Musician: I don't like punk rock, it's not really that good
Female Poser: Dat's cuze you cant handle it!
Musician: Stop trying to pretend you like punk rock just to be cool, name 5 punk rock bands!
Female Poser: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................................
Musician: I don't like punk rock, it's not really that good
Female Poser: Dat's cuze you cant handle it!
Musician: Stop trying to pretend you like punk rock just to be cool, name 5 punk rock bands!
Female Poser: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................................
by Critical Acclaim October 24, 2008