Critical Acclaim's definitions

Vosh

A slang term for vagina, sounds even funnier than the real word and won't get you in trouble, no matter how many times you say it!

I POUND VOSH
What the vosh?
Shut the vosh up

by Critical Acclaim January 31, 2009

WASL

Wasting a Student's Life

That is the actual meaning of WASL, kept within the few.

by Critical Acclaim March 2, 2009

Wii

The newest Nintendo console. Originally, we all thought it would be great with it's motion sensing controllers, but has turned out to be really disappointing. The first reason is that Nintendo only makes games like Mario, Legend of Zelda, ect. No offense to Super Mario or Link, but that's all Nintendo's feeding us. Nintendo made it a family console so Nintendo produces NO M-Rated games, (3rd party developers do) and no voice chat in fear of trash talking 10 year olds. Also, the series we have known and love (like Zelda) are way to easy because Nintendo wants to make these games accessible to a broader audience but is really only forgetting about the guys who have been with them since the SNES days. Also the graphics rival the PS2, although there some exceptions, such as Metroid Prime 3 Corruption and Super Mario Galaxy. If you do own this console, you'll find that the best games for it are third party - Resident Evil 4 and Metroid Prime 3. I'll summarize everything into this
-No voice chat
-PS2 graphics (for most of the games)
-No innovation (from Nintendo)

Hey I just got a Wii!

...It kind of sucks....

What about Twilight Princess?

Too easy

Super Mario Galaxy?

Way too easy

Super Smash Bros Brawl?

That one's a winner, but no fucking voice chat!

Should have gotten a 360...

by Critical Acclaim October 12, 2008

Thither

The person above me is WRONG, thither is an old Shakespearean-time way of saying "there." He didn't use here and there, he used hither and thither.

Shakespeare: Go thither

Me: Why can't you just say "there?"

by Critical Acclaim May 8, 2009

dick cheney

A name not to be taken literally as an action.

Joe: I will not Dick Cheney!

by Critical Acclaim August 3, 2008

Habit Conversion

When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important

Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch

Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")

by Critical Acclaim May 22, 2009

happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say

Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!!

Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays

Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!

AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty

by Critical Acclaim May 16, 2009