Critical Acclaim's definitions

Conficker

A worm every Windows user that hasn't updated since OCTOBER of 2008 will be infected with and scammed by Russian hacking geniuses.

Noob: Oh no! My computer has a Conficker virus!! And now all my bank money is GONE! HELP ME!!!

Me: You can start by updating

Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...

by Critical Acclaim April 21, 2009

Limewire

A tool that allows you to steal music from your favorite artist's and is like no other in revealing who all the selfish people in the world really are.

Joe: Man I have Limewire and I get all my songs for free!

John: But dude that is stealing, don't you remember "Thou shalt not steal?

Joe: So? Everyone uses it!

John: If everyone was gay would you be gay?

Joe: Douchee

by Critical Acclaim August 2, 2008

Celebrity

Someone who is shown on TV often, is shown in the magazines you see while waiting in lines in grocery stores, or discussed by middle and high school preppies. These people are solely for making money for people who exploit them. 99% of them do not do anything impressing or good at all, they either do something effortless (like bad acting) or something horrible (like computerized singing) I mean AT ALL. Don't believe me? Check out the list

Britney Spears, Zac Efron, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudges, 50 cent, Nelly, nor any other celebrity do anything great, but are discussed by the media consistently

by Critical Acclaim March 8, 2009

Punk Rock

Genre that may have been alive at one point, but in it's current incarnation is just a lame genre of rock liked by people who are trying to look cool

Female Poser: My favorite music is PUNK RAWK!

Musician: I don't like punk rock, it's not really that good

Female Poser: Dat's cuze you cant handle it!

Musician: Stop trying to pretend you like punk rock just to be cool, name 5 punk rock bands!

Female Poser: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................................

by Critical Acclaim March 1, 2009

slipknot

The type of knot used on yoyo's were the hole where your finger is supposed to go can be made bigger or smaller without destroying the hole or having it slip out when you pull the yoyo away from you. Oh and it is also a kick ass metal band.

Hey this hole is too small, can you tie a slipknot for me?

Hey have you heard the song "Duality" by Slipknot? It's badass

by Critical Acclaim December 9, 2008

Vosh

A slang term for vagina, sounds even funnier than the real word and won't get you in trouble, no matter how many times you say it!

I POUND VOSH
What the vosh?
Shut the vosh up

by Critical Acclaim January 31, 2009

Wii

The newest Nintendo console. Originally, we all thought it would be great with it's motion sensing controllers, but has turned out to be really disappointing. The first reason is that Nintendo only makes games like Mario, Legend of Zelda, ect. No offense to Super Mario or Link, but that's all Nintendo's feeding us. Nintendo made it a family console so Nintendo produces NO M-Rated games, (3rd party developers do) and no voice chat in fear of trash talking 10 year olds. Also, the series we have known and love (like Zelda) are way to easy because Nintendo wants to make these games accessible to a broader audience but is really only forgetting about the guys who have been with them since the SNES days. Also the graphics rival the PS2, although there some exceptions, such as Metroid Prime 3 Corruption and Super Mario Galaxy. If you do own this console, you'll find that the best games for it are third party - Resident Evil 4 and Metroid Prime 3. I'll summarize everything into this
-No voice chat
-PS2 graphics (for most of the games)
-No innovation (from Nintendo)

Hey I just got a Wii!

...It kind of sucks....

What about Twilight Princess?

Too easy

Super Mario Galaxy?

Way too easy

Super Smash Bros Brawl?

That one's a winner, but no fucking voice chat!

Should have gotten a 360...

by Critical Acclaim October 12, 2008