Critical Acclaim's definitions

6/6/06

The date when all the stupid preppies and tv zombies thought it was going to be the end of the world because of the similarity of the date with the mark of the beast, 666. For everyone that thought that, the bible states that no one but God knows when the world will end, so get your facts right. Oh and there was also a crappy movie about it.

Middle School Preppie: AHH! It's 6/6/06 and we're all gonna die!!!!!!

Educated Person: Idiot no one knows when the world is going to end, the bible doesn't say anything about the number of the date.

Middle School Preppy: Yeah but still it's 666 AHHHHHHHH!

by Critical Acclaim March 1, 2009

Thither

The person above me is WRONG, thither is an old Shakespearean-time way of saying "there." He didn't use here and there, he used hither and thither.

Shakespeare: Go thither

Me: Why can't you just say "there?"

by Critical Acclaim May 8, 2009

dick cheney

A name not to be taken literally as an action.

Joe: I will not Dick Cheney!

by Critical Acclaim August 3, 2008

slipknot

The type of knot used on yoyo's were the hole where your finger is supposed to go can be made bigger or smaller without destroying the hole or having it slip out when you pull the yoyo away from you. Oh and it is also a kick ass metal band.

Hey this hole is too small, can you tie a slipknot for me?

Hey have you heard the song "Duality" by Slipknot? It's badass

by Critical Acclaim December 9, 2008

Wii

The newest Nintendo console. Originally, we all thought it would be great with it's motion sensing controllers, but has turned out to be really disappointing. The first reason is that Nintendo only makes games like Mario, Legend of Zelda, ect. No offense to Super Mario or Link, but that's all Nintendo's feeding us. Nintendo made it a family console so Nintendo produces NO M-Rated games, (3rd party developers do) and no voice chat in fear of trash talking 10 year olds. Also, the series we have known and love (like Zelda) are way to easy because Nintendo wants to make these games accessible to a broader audience but is really only forgetting about the guys who have been with them since the SNES days. Also the graphics rival the PS2, although there some exceptions, such as Metroid Prime 3 Corruption and Super Mario Galaxy. If you do own this console, you'll find that the best games for it are third party - Resident Evil 4 and Metroid Prime 3. I'll summarize everything into this
-No voice chat
-PS2 graphics (for most of the games)
-No innovation (from Nintendo)

Hey I just got a Wii!

...It kind of sucks....

What about Twilight Princess?

Too easy

Super Mario Galaxy?

Way too easy

Super Smash Bros Brawl?

That one's a winner, but no fucking voice chat!

Should have gotten a 360...

by Critical Acclaim October 12, 2008

WASL

Wasting a Student's Life

That is the actual meaning of WASL, kept within the few.

by Critical Acclaim March 2, 2009

Conficker

A worm every Windows user that hasn't updated since OCTOBER of 2008 will be infected with and scammed by Russian hacking geniuses.

Noob: Oh no! My computer has a Conficker virus!! And now all my bank money is GONE! HELP ME!!!

Me: You can start by updating

Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...

by Critical Acclaim April 21, 2009