Definitions by Critical Acclaim

6/6/06 

The date when all the stupid preppies and tv zombies thought it was going to be the end of the world because of the similarity of the date with the mark of the beast, 666. For everyone that thought that, the bible states that no one but God knows when the world will end, so get your facts right. Oh and there was also a crappy movie about it.

Middle School Preppie: AHH! It's 6/6/06 and we're all gonna die!!!!!!

Educated Person: Idiot no one knows when the world is going to end, the bible doesn't say anything about the number of the date.

Middle School Preppy: Yeah but still it's 666 AHHHHHHHH!

6/6/06 by Critical Acclaim March 1, 2009

Punk Rock 

Genre that may have been alive at one point, but in it's current incarnation is just a lame genre of rock liked by people who are trying to look cool

Female Poser: My favorite music is PUNK RAWK!

Musician: I don't like punk rock, it's not really that good

Female Poser: Dat's cuze you cant handle it!

Musician: Stop trying to pretend you like punk rock just to be cool, name 5 punk rock bands!

Female Poser: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................................

Punk Rock by Critical Acclaim March 1, 2009

Vosh 

A slang term for vagina, sounds even funnier than the real word and won't get you in trouble, no matter how many times you say it!

I POUND VOSH
What the vosh?
Shut the vosh up

Vosh by Critical Acclaim January 31, 2009

My nigga 

Barack Obama

Obama is my nigga

My nigga by Critical Acclaim January 21, 2009

PeoplePC 

Short for peoplePC online, about the slowest, least secure, and overall suckiest ISP ever, yes, even worse than AOL. Do you remember those commercials several years back about it?

PeoplePC can at least send me free coasters every week

PeoplePC by Critical Acclaim January 21, 2009

slipknot

The type of knot used on yoyo's were the hole where your finger is supposed to go can be made bigger or smaller without destroying the hole or having it slip out when you pull the yoyo away from you. Oh and it is also a kick ass metal band.

Hey this hole is too small, can you tie a slipknot for me?

Hey have you heard the song "Duality" by Slipknot? It's badass

slipknot by Critical Acclaim December 9, 2008

Wii 

The newest Nintendo console. Originally, we all thought it would be great with it's motion sensing controllers, but has turned out to be really disappointing. The first reason is that Nintendo only makes games like Mario, Legend of Zelda, ect. No offense to Super Mario or Link, but that's all Nintendo's feeding us. Nintendo made it a family console so Nintendo produces NO M-Rated games, (3rd party developers do) and no voice chat in fear of trash talking 10 year olds. Also, the series we have known and love (like Zelda) are way to easy because Nintendo wants to make these games accessible to a broader audience but is really only forgetting about the guys who have been with them since the SNES days. Also the graphics rival the PS2, although there some exceptions, such as Metroid Prime 3 Corruption and Super Mario Galaxy. If you do own this console, you'll find that the best games for it are third party - Resident Evil 4 and Metroid Prime 3. I'll summarize everything into this
-No voice chat
-PS2 graphics (for most of the games)
-No innovation (from Nintendo)

Hey I just got a Wii!

...It kind of sucks....

What about Twilight Princess?

Too easy

Super Mario Galaxy?

Way too easy

Super Smash Bros Brawl?

That one's a winner, but no fucking voice chat!

Should have gotten a 360...

Wii by Critical Acclaim October 12, 2008