Definitions by CriostoirHulme

isp 

infantile senile prostitute

The isp, who could neither read a map nor drive a car, exchanged her services with a taxi driver and was able to travel to country towns and forest parks before the week end.

isp by CriostoirHulme July 21, 2008

CL 

This expression is associated with businesses having many intertrade
deals,international statesmen or with good friends - close liaison

Tony Blair has a cl with George Bush

CL by CriostoirHulme September 5, 2005

alf 

What a beautiful set of of letters - a lifetime friendship

I met many people forty years ago and we still keep in touch. We have alf

alf by CriostoirHulme September 5, 2005

gsr 

Good significent response

I held back with many replies and did not ask enough questions at the first meeting.
Later I had second thoughts and wrote to the person who had interviewed me giving them a gsr

gsr by CriostoirHulme September 5, 2005

calli 

consistently always leave lovers initially

I met a beautiful woman, to whom I had lost my heart the first time I met her, after
a six week gap with no word. I asked why she had not been in touch and she said " I calli "
If I may I would like to dedicate this to a close friend, who if she reads this will recognise herself

calli by CriostoirHulme September 5, 2005

abch 

Absolutely brilliant coupling hitch

The sexspecialist and I had an abch - rock hard and in perfect position with her legs firmly clamped around me and using them to pull me further into her. Oh all you men should try this one at home with the woman in your life.

abch by CriostoirHulme September 5, 2005

CI

Coney Island -
a coastal locality near Downpatrick, Co. Down in the north of Ireland.

CI is close to Ardglass. Van Morrison wrote the lyrics of a song about
CI and naturally he used the correct name Coney Island.

CI by CriostoirHulme September 5, 2005