CriostoirHulme's definitions

ITA

Intellectually twisted anarchists

ITA have weekend orgies.
They gather at places which have internet facilities.
They play online games with unsuspecting innocents

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

nh

Customs and Excise officers use the expression nh meaning " nothing hidden ? "

The couple returning from a holiday in France were asked by the Customs and Excise officers if they had anything to declare. When they replied " No " one of the officers asked " Nh ? "

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

Ballynahinch

Ballynahinch (population app 10,000) is a market town in Co. Down (Northern Ireland)
Not worth a twenty mile trip to meet someone who is non compliant.

Ballynahinch is a place where people learn fast. It could be worth visiting the place second time. Contact the non compliant man. A guided tour around the town and surrounding area is to be considered. Ask to see the river and old windmill up the hill behind the library.

by CriostoirHulme September 4, 2005

era

elderly radical admirer

The young woman was seeking a sugar daddy instead she found an era on the state pension

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

NWOV

Not without our visas

We cannot go on our holidays NWOV

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005

booby

boring our observers brilliantly

My friend and I have known each other for many years. We are able to hold conversations in which we abbreviate words, use some words which are only known in our immediate locality and use hand signals ( a bit like racing pundit John McCririck who, funnily enough, calls his wife Booby). We find such conversations are extremely useful in pubs when we do not want eavesdroppers to learn our business. They notice the hand signals and some listen to us for a short period but usually walk away to talk to someone else. We are perfectly satisfied that we are booby.

by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005

ati

An expression that women use about all men - " Are they incapable ? "

His wife, who looks after the children and tidies up after him, works 24/24.
She was taking a rest in a cafe when shopping with a friend and said " Men ati ? "

by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005