Crazy Legs 1966's definitions

drajity

So much drama and tragedy rolled into one...or, in other words: drama+tragedy=drajity because people would constantly sound the g like a hard g, as in geyser, goat, Gollum instead of a soft g as in tragedy, gym, Nazi Germany. Hence: Drajity instead of dragity.

This whole "He's not MY president!" , protesting, Lego, Coloring Book, Etc., Safety Room horseshit is just another example of libabsurd drajity

by Crazy Legs 1966 December 12, 2016

Factory Parts or Customized?

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?

Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.

by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020

Climitard

A person who believes we can save the planet by paying CO2 taxes to the government and by getting rid of cows.

Man 1: Gunther thinks that if we give the government more of our money in CO2 taxes that we can stop the climate from changing.
Man 2: Wow...what a Climitard

by Crazy Legs 1966 June 21, 2025

Fiona moment

When stress things like job, money, family etc. get to be too much and you (like Fiona Gallagher) have a breakdown/crying jag that lasts 10-15 seconds or less and then you recompose because life doesn't stop and shit has to get done.
Present tense: Having a Fiona moment.

Person 1: How's it going?
Person 2: Oh, you know: Mom's in the hospital and I still haven't gotten a job. I broke down for a few seconds this morning but I quickly got it together.
Person 1: Had yourself a Fiona moment, huh?
Person 2: Yep.

by Crazy Legs 1966 August 28, 2022

Schnoob

Our word for weed or for smoking weed. it can be either a noun or a verb.

Noun: "Do you have any Schnoob?"
Verb: "I've got a joint...let's Schnoob." or "Not right now, we're schnoobing."

by Crazy Legs 1966 March 22, 2017

Pulling a Drew Brees

Pulling a Drew Brees, or Pulling a Drew for short means to take back everything you said and apologize if someone starts giving you grief about what you said. Past tense:Pulled a Drew Brees

Man 1: Carl said some stuff in the meeting that I don't think will go over very well.
Woman: You are right. In fact, as soon as someone called him on it, he was Pulling a Drew Brees and falling all over himself apologizing.
Man 2: I heard that his WIFE even called up here trying to help him out.

by Crazy Legs 1966 June 12, 2020

Bridgette von Hammeredmarked

What you call it when a girl gets so drunk that she seemingly has begun to speak German. Named after Bridgette von Hammersmark from the film Ingl_rious B_sterds.

Me: I didn't know that ____ spoke German.
You: She doesn't...she's just super drunk.
Me: Oh, she's Bridgette von Hammeredmarked.

by Crazy Legs 1966 April 20, 2018