Crazy Legs 1966's definitions

Terrorista

Noun, the current crop of man bun, skinny jeans protestor who blocks streets and acts tough in a group, but gets knocked out when they try and go 1 on 1.

Vet 1: Did you see that stupid punk who tried to grab Vet 3s Trump sign?
Vet 2: Do you mean the one laying over there crying?
Vet 1: That's...him?
Vet 2: He's just a little terrorista. Nothing to worry with.

by Crazy Legs 1966 November 29, 2019

Libabsurd

A person SO Liberal, that they have become absurd.

"That guy thinks that anyone who owns a gun should be shot. Man...what a Libabsurd."

by Crazy Legs 1966 June 24, 2016

drajity

So much drama and tragedy rolled into one...or, in other words: drama+tragedy=drajity because people would constantly sound the g like a hard g, as in geyser, goat, Gollum instead of a soft g as in tragedy, gym, Nazi Germany. Hence: Drajity instead of dragity.

This whole "He's not MY president!" , protesting, Lego, Coloring Book, Etc., Safety Room horseshit is just another example of libabsurd drajity

by Crazy Legs 1966 December 12, 2016

Factory Parts or Customized?

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?

Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.

by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020

Climitard

A person who believes we can save the planet by paying CO2 taxes to the government and by getting rid of cows.

Man 1: Gunther thinks that if we give the government more of our money in CO2 taxes that we can stop the climate from changing.
Man 2: Wow...what a Climitard

by Crazy Legs 1966 June 21, 2025

Fiona moment

When stress things like job, money, family etc. get to be too much and you (like Fiona Gallagher) have a breakdown/crying jag that lasts 10-15 seconds or less and then you recompose because life doesn't stop and shit has to get done.
Present tense: Having a Fiona moment.

Person 1: How's it going?
Person 2: Oh, you know: Mom's in the hospital and I still haven't gotten a job. I broke down for a few seconds this morning but I quickly got it together.
Person 1: Had yourself a Fiona moment, huh?
Person 2: Yep.

by Crazy Legs 1966 August 28, 2022

Schnoob

Our word for weed or for smoking weed. it can be either a noun or a verb.

Noun: "Do you have any Schnoob?"
Verb: "I've got a joint...let's Schnoob." or "Not right now, we're schnoobing."

by Crazy Legs 1966 March 22, 2017