Crazy Legs 1966's definitions

Libabsurd

A person SO Liberal, that they have become absurd.

"That guy thinks that anyone who owns a gun should be shot. Man...what a Libabsurd."

by Crazy Legs 1966 June 24, 2016

drajity

So much drama and tragedy rolled into one...or, in other words: drama+tragedy=drajity because people would constantly sound the g like a hard g, as in geyser, goat, Gollum instead of a soft g as in tragedy, gym, Nazi Germany. Hence: Drajity instead of dragity.

This whole "He's not MY president!" , protesting, Lego, Coloring Book, Etc., Safety Room horseshit is just another example of libabsurd drajity

by Crazy Legs 1966 December 12, 2016

Terrorista

Noun, the current crop of man bun, skinny jeans protestor who blocks streets and acts tough in a group, but gets knocked out when they try and go 1 on 1.

Vet 1: Did you see that stupid punk who tried to grab Vet 3s Trump sign?
Vet 2: Do you mean the one laying over there crying?
Vet 1: That's...him?
Vet 2: He's just a little terrorista. Nothing to worry with.

by Crazy Legs 1966 November 29, 2019

Factory Parts or Customized?

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?

Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.

by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020

Pulling a Drew Brees

Pulling a Drew Brees, or Pulling a Drew for short means to take back everything you said and apologize if someone starts giving you grief about what you said. Past tense:Pulled a Drew Brees

Man 1: Carl said some stuff in the meeting that I don't think will go over very well.
Woman: You are right. In fact, as soon as someone called him on it, he was Pulling a Drew Brees and falling all over himself apologizing.
Man 2: I heard that his WIFE even called up here trying to help him out.

by Crazy Legs 1966 June 12, 2020

Schnoob

Our word for weed or for smoking weed. it can be either a noun or a verb.

Noun: "Do you have any Schnoob?"
Verb: "I've got a joint...let's Schnoob." or "Not right now, we're schnoobing."

by Crazy Legs 1966 March 22, 2017

Bridgette von Hammeredmarked

What you call it when a girl gets so drunk that she seemingly has begun to speak German. Named after Bridgette von Hammersmark from the film Ingl_rious B_sterds.

Me: I didn't know that ____ spoke German.
You: She doesn't...she's just super drunk.
Me: Oh, she's Bridgette von Hammeredmarked.

by Crazy Legs 1966 April 20, 2018