Definitions by Crazy Breezy

Cum Couch 

A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.

Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.

Cum Couch by Crazy Breezy July 27, 2021

Kissing the cheese 

Oral sex performed on a woman with a yeast infection.

Dude, I was going down on this chick before I realized I was kissing the cheese!

Kissing the cheese by Crazy Breezy June 25, 2015

houdini boobs 

Fake boobs that defy gravity and remain perky without the support of a bra.

Look at that Barbie jogging with the houdini boobs. She's not even wearing a bra and they aren't moving!

houdini boobs by Crazy Breezy April 15, 2014

doody snap

An acceptable way to say "oh shit" in front of your kids.

Oh doody snap! That car almost ran into us!

doody snap by Crazy Breezy October 3, 2013