pocket paddy-cake

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.
Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.
by Crashy873 October 05, 2016
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breakfast fap-jack

The act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning.
I woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.
by Crashy873 October 05, 2016
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Motel-no-tell

Shady motel were people go in just to fuck. The type of motel you don't brag about.
Man 1: Mary and I had sex last night.

Man 2: Does Your wife Gena knows about this?

Man 1: No, we went to the motel-no-tell on the interstate.
by Crashy873 August 11, 2016
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Sex PTSD

Sex PTSD occurs when one keeps having flashbacks about the previous night sexual activities.
Man 1: I saw Victoria last night. I cant think straight.
Man 2: you have Sex PTSD
by Crashy873 July 12, 2018
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Shred-digger

Shred-digger; when a girl goes out with guitarist just to learn how to shred.
Man 1; hows your new girlfriend mandy?
Man 2; man she keeps asking me to teach her guitar licks.
Man 1; she's a shred-digger.
by Crashy873 October 14, 2016
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jim zeller

Literally the best harmonica player on the planet. Born in St Agathe des Monts, Jim was from another planet entirely. He played with artist such as Muddy Waters to Cindy Lauper. Jim Zeller is the godfather of blues, the Keith Richards of Harminca.
Man1: Hey man have you ever heard of Jim Zeller?

Man: Yeah he played with Muddy waters, BB King, April wine and many other acts in the 70s 80s 90s and so on.
by Crashy873 September 07, 2020
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Steve Clark

Steven Maynard Clark or Steve Clark was one of the original guitarist from the ever popular hard rock band Def Leppard. Clark wrote many popular Def Leppard song including "Bringing on the heartbreak", "Photograph","Lady Strange", "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and many more. He is easily one of the most underated guitarist that ever existed. Sadly, he spend most of his time off stage drinking an later died in 1991 from alcohol poisoning at the age of 30.
Man 1; Which guitarist got you into playing guitar?

Man 2 ; Steve Clark
by Crashy873 June 26, 2016
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