breakfast fap-jack

The act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning.
I woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.
by Crashy873 October 04, 2016
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Steve Clark

Steven Maynard Clark or Steve Clark was one of the original guitarist from the ever popular hard rock band Def Leppard. Clark wrote many popular Def Leppard song including "Bringing on the heartbreak", "Photograph","Lady Strange", "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and many more. He is easily one of the most underated guitarist that ever existed. Sadly, he spend most of his time off stage drinking an later died in 1991 from alcohol poisoning at the age of 30.
Man 1; Which guitarist got you into playing guitar?

Man 2 ; Steve Clark
by Crashy873 June 25, 2016
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Bononising

Bononise or Bononising, when an artist starts pushing their political views on their fans and everyone else. Named after U2’s frontman Bono.
Man1: Dude have you see what Jeff posted on facebook?

Man2: Yeah that post about the army turning in their guns?

Man1: Yeah he’s totally bononising.
by Crashy873 October 04, 2019
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Motel-no-tell

Shady motel were people go in just to fuck. The type of motel you don't brag about.
Man 1: Mary and I had sex last night.

Man 2: Does Your wife Gena knows about this?

Man 1: No, we went to the motel-no-tell on the interstate.
by Crashy873 August 11, 2016
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Shred-digger

Shred-digger; when a girl goes out with guitarist just to learn how to shred.
Man 1; hows your new girlfriend mandy?
Man 2; man she keeps asking me to teach her guitar licks.
Man 1; she's a shred-digger.
by Crashy873 October 14, 2016
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pocket paddy-cake

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.
Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.
by Crashy873 October 04, 2016
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midnight snack-whack

Man 1; jeez you look tired.
Man 2; I know, I had a midnight snack-whack while my folks were asleep.
by Crashy873 October 04, 2016
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