Crashy873's definitions

post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

midnight snack-whack

Jerking off in the middle of the night.

Man 1; jeez you look tired.
Man 2; I know, I had a midnight snack-whack while my folks were asleep.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

pocket paddy-cake

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.

Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Motel-no-tell

Shady motel were people go in just to fuck. The type of motel you don't brag about.

Man 1: Mary and I had sex last night.

Man 2: Does Your wife Gena knows about this?

Man 1: No, we went to the motel-no-tell on the interstate.

by Crashy873 August 11, 2016

Steve Clark

Steven Maynard Clark or Steve Clark was one of the original guitarist from the ever popular hard rock band Def Leppard. Clark wrote many popular Def Leppard song including "Bringing on the heartbreak", "Photograph","Lady Strange", "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and many more. He is easily one of the most underated guitarist that ever existed. Sadly, he spend most of his time off stage drinking an later died in 1991 from alcohol poisoning at the age of 30.

Man 1; Which guitarist got you into playing guitar?

Man 2 ; Steve Clark

by Crashy873 June 25, 2016

Skatakopita

A Greek version of a shit sandwich. From the Greek pastry Spanakopita. Skata meaning shit and Kopita meaning pie. Commonly used by Greeks during a bad situation.

man 1: man our Greek boss was so pissed off today.

man 2: yeah he gave us so much shit.
man 1: yeah it was a total Skatakopita that we all had to take a bite out of.

by Crashy873 May 25, 2016

Fisto

Fisto (Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer) is a protectron that may be reprogrammed to serve as a robotic prostitute in Cerulean Robotics in Freeside in 2281. From the popular game Fallout: New Vegas

"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please."

by Crashy873 January 10, 2016