Crappy Chris's definitions

Hell hole

My wife's 'gina

Sweet Jesus I work two jobs and she watches soap operas all day, I still don't get into her hell hole

by crappy Chris March 30, 2011

dungaree

A pair of pants, generally denim, which the wearer has filled the seat area with dung.

Bill: What's that shit-like odor?

Jill: I'm sorry I have had a dung in my dungarees!

by Crappy Chris March 30, 2010

Rectal reflux

When a proto-fart gets sucked back up through the digestive track eventually exiting the mouth as a belch while tasting and smelling like shit.

"Gaviscon® is the brand most recommended by doctors to combat rectal reflux"

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010

Windbreaker

Anyone who breaks wind, either accidently or intentionally, e.g. for competitive purposes.

Shortly after a meal of sauerkraut, beans and beer, I turn into a real windbreaker

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010

Vag blaster

A particularly powerful pussy fart that causes the vag owner either pain, arousal or embarrassment in the extreme.

I let go a pussy fart after Jim fucked me and I had an Vag blaster orgasm better than he's given me!

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010

Uratorium

A fancy name for a washroom. Use when trying to impress a date with high-falutin language. You are also allowed to shit there
by the way.

"Excuse me, dear, I have to go have a piss in the uratorium."

by Crappy Chris March 25, 2010

Alley Oop

A song by the Hollywood Argyles about the character from the long-running comic strip. Happens to be the toughest man there is alive, also wears skins from a wildcat's hide.

That Alley Oop, he's the king of the Jungle Jive!

by Crappy Chris March 24, 2010