Crappy Chris's definitions

Uncle Dumpling

A legendary, but definitely not imaginary, elf who leaves dumps for good little children who believe

I reached into my underpants and Uncle Dumpling left me a surprise!!

by Crappy Chris February 27, 2010

Hell hole

My wife's 'gina

Sweet Jesus I work two jobs and she watches soap operas all day, I still don't get into her hell hole

by crappy Chris March 30, 2011

Uratorium

A fancy name for a washroom. Use when trying to impress a date with high-falutin language. You are also allowed to shit there
by the way.

"Excuse me, dear, I have to go have a piss in the uratorium."

by Crappy Chris March 25, 2010

Bald budgie

The head of an uncircumcised, usually erect, human penis, so named due to the similiarity in shape with a Budgerigar (parakeet)

Man, I gotta remember to wear underwear, my bald budgie is chaffed and raw from the rubbing!

by Crappy Chris March 3, 2010

Windbreaker

Anyone who breaks wind, either accidently or intentionally, e.g. for competitive purposes.

Shortly after a meal of sauerkraut, beans and beer, I turn into a real windbreaker

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010

Alley Oop

A song by the Hollywood Argyles about the character from the long-running comic strip. Happens to be the toughest man there is alive, also wears skins from a wildcat's hide.

That Alley Oop, he's the king of the Jungle Jive!

by Crappy Chris March 24, 2010

Rectal reflux

When a proto-fart gets sucked back up through the digestive track eventually exiting the mouth as a belch while tasting and smelling like shit.

"Gaviscon® is the brand most recommended by doctors to combat rectal reflux"

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010