Cranberry Bob's definitions

Boston Charlie

According to Walt Kelly, we sing:

"Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash. and Kalamazoo.
Nora's freezing on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley'garoo!
Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!"

When we go Christmas caroling, we end it with Boston Charlie.

by Cranberry Bob January 13, 2020

Sooner

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.

Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.

by Cranberry Bob December 1, 2019

stones and bones

Collegiate slang for archeology

I'm taking stones and bones this semester,

by Cranberry Bob December 20, 2019

cathedral of green

'Cathedral of green' is an expression that refers to some of the classic baseball stadiums such as Fenway Park in Boston, Yankee Stadium in New York, or Wrigley Field in Chicago. Often used ironically.

Yes, the Yankees will appear in Yankee Stadium, that fabled cathedral of green in the Bronx tonight.

by Cranberry Bob April 26, 2021

turds to all

'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..

"Y'all be good; turds to all."

by Cranberry Bob February 22, 2020

sentinel rain

Sentinel rain is the first few drops that precede a real rain storm when one is unexpected.

While walking, I felt some sentinel rain; that told me it was time to tootle on home.

by Cranberry Bob October 27, 2020