Cranberry Bob's definitions

Brown Nose Bowl

The Brown Nose Bowl is a touch football game played between two teams composed of sycophant (brown nose) student organizations like Student Government.

In theBrown Nose Bowl, the SGA defeated the Student Monitors.

by Cranberry Bob December 23, 2019

Rocky Mountain canary

A Rocky Mountain canary is a humorous nickname for burros; so-called because of their melodious brays.

We were serenaded by a Rocky Mountain canary.

by Cranberry Bob May 7, 2020

pinky cheater

A pinky cheater is a latex sheath worn over a finger while being employed in a vaginal or rectal examination.

My proctologist uses a pinky cheater for sanitary reasons, but she’s still a bum doctor.

by Cranberry Bob July 9, 2021

sentinel rain

Sentinel rain is the first few drops that precede a real rain storm when one is unexpected.

While walking, I felt some sentinel rain; that told me it was time to tootle on home.

by Cranberry Bob October 27, 2020

coprocracy

A coprocracy is a form of government that endeavors to treat its citizens really shitty.

Nazi Germany was a total coprocracy.

by Cranberry Bob January 30, 2022

baby mustard

Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)

There's no substitute for baby mustard on a hot dog. Lots of it!

by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021