Definitions by Craig B.

The Juggernaut, Bitch 

A phrase indicating that a person, thing, or place (any noun, for that matter) is of high value and/or extremely worthwhile. Based on the parody floating around the internet involving a certain 'X-Men/Marvel Comics' supervillain.

"I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"
"Wow, look at the ass on that girl. She is the juggernaut, bitch."
"McDonald's is the juggernaut, bitch." "No, Wendy's is the juggernaut, bitch."
"I'm going to go get a Subaru WRX. That car is the juggernaut, bitch."

The Juggernaut, Bitch by Craig B. April 8, 2006

reality fame 

n. Fame garnered through the use of Reality TV or reality websites, but still being less than D-List. Richard Hatch, Tom From Myspace/Tom Anderson, Tila Tequila, and anyone on Ultimate Fighter.

1. Myspace: A place for reality fame.

reality fame by Craig B. January 1, 2006

FAMF 

n. (alternate) Can also mean: fat ass motherfucker.

1. Damn, that guy is still eating? What a FAMF!

FAMF by Craig B. December 30, 2005

Bleach 

n. The anime featuring such popular characters as orange-haired shinigami Kurosaki Ichigo (and his family), imprisoned princess Kuchiki Rukia, big-breasted ecchi girl Inoue Orihime, strong man Chado (Chad) Yasutora, and genius/knitting whiz Ishida Uryu. Not currently showing in the US. Based on the manga of the same name.

1. I just watched the latest episode of Bleach! Wow, that was awesome!

Bleach by Craig B. December 30, 2005

Stephen Carpenter

person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.

1. I want a Stephen Carpenter style guitar setup.

2. Stephen Carpenter is one of my heroes!

Stephen Carpenter by Craig B. December 30, 2005

anorexia 

n. A mental disorder that was previously diagnosed as such, but was majorly revised to become a 'disease' in the latest edition in the interests of political correctness. Generally stems from poor self-image; see also depression. Curable; if the therapist is willing to teach and reinforce positive eating habits and help them develop, overall, a positive self-image; including telling them the most important things anyone can hear: That they are beautiful, that they are intelligent, and that they can make it, but they need to make a change. Best dealt with not through the use of a psychologist, but by hiring a beautiful man or woman to cook for said person; who will then smell delicious food and eventually lose their concentration and begin to "chow down like a motherfucker".

See also: Kate Moss, fashion, fashion models, runway model, psychology, DSM, DSM handbook, mental disorder, mental disorders, depression, self-image

1. Anorexia is prevalent in the fashion community.

2. Condition of having anorexia: "That model is anorexic."

anorexia by Craig B. December 30, 2005

Abe Cunningham

person/n. Drummer for the metal/rock band Deftones. Best known for his frantic, pounding rhythms on such songs as Knife Party and clever usage of tempo.

1. I met Abe Cunningham, and he signed my drumsticks!

2. Abe Cunningham has amazing drum patterns.

3. What kind of drum kit does Abe Cunningham use?

Abe Cunningham by Craig B. December 30, 2005