Craig B.'s definitions

side project

n. A band/group/project that is an alternate to the main band that the artist is working with or known for.

Examples: Team Sleep is a side project of Deftones lead singer Chino Moreno.
Head Automatica is a side project of Glassjaw members Larry Gorman and Daryl Palumbo.
A Perfect Circle was a side project of Tool singer Maynard James Keenan
Zakk Wylde launched his own side project out of Ozzy Ozbourne's band, which later became Black Label Society.
Gorillaz was originally a side project for all of its members, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Damon of Blur, and Dan The Automator.

The latest incursion of this is Institute featuring Gavin Rossdale of Bush and the former members of Helmet.

1. And today, he announced that his new side project would feature several members of an alternate band.

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

reality fame

n. Fame garnered through the use of Reality TV or reality websites, but still being less than D-List. Richard Hatch, Tom From Myspace/Tom Anderson, Tila Tequila, and anyone on Ultimate Fighter.

1. Myspace: A place for reality fame.

by Craig B. January 1, 2006

The Juggernaut, Bitch

A phrase indicating that a person, thing, or place (any noun, for that matter) is of high value and/or extremely worthwhile. Based on the parody floating around the internet involving a certain 'X-Men/Marvel Comics' supervillain.

"I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"
"Wow, look at the ass on that girl. She is the juggernaut, bitch."
"McDonald's is the juggernaut, bitch." "No, Wendy's is the juggernaut, bitch."
"I'm going to go get a Subaru WRX. That car is the juggernaut, bitch."

by Craig B. April 8, 2006

Bleach

n. The anime featuring such popular characters as orange-haired shinigami Kurosaki Ichigo (and his family), imprisoned princess Kuchiki Rukia, big-breasted ecchi girl Inoue Orihime, strong man Chado (Chad) Yasutora, and genius/knitting whiz Ishida Uryu. Not currently showing in the US. Based on the manga of the same name.

1. I just watched the latest episode of Bleach! Wow, that was awesome!

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

Abe Cunningham

person/n. Drummer for the metal/rock band Deftones. Best known for his frantic, pounding rhythms on such songs as Knife Party and clever usage of tempo.

1. I met Abe Cunningham, and he signed my drumsticks!

2. Abe Cunningham has amazing drum patterns.

3. What kind of drum kit does Abe Cunningham use?

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

Nonpoint

n. A band currently signed to Roadrunner/Roadrunner Records through Bieler Bros., that has previously preformed several times at Ozzfest and is most famous for their rip rock tribute to hip-hop entitled "tribute", in which they cover songs such as Woo-Hah! by Busta Rhymes. Elias Soriano is the primary vocalist, and they have released such albums as Statement, Recoil, and most recently, To The Pain.

1. Did you get a chance to see Nonpoint at Ozzfest?

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

anorexia

n. A mental disorder that was previously diagnosed as such, but was majorly revised to become a 'disease' in the latest edition in the interests of political correctness. Generally stems from poor self-image; see also depression. Curable; if the therapist is willing to teach and reinforce positive eating habits and help them develop, overall, a positive self-image; including telling them the most important things anyone can hear: That they are beautiful, that they are intelligent, and that they can make it, but they need to make a change. Best dealt with not through the use of a psychologist, but by hiring a beautiful man or woman to cook for said person; who will then smell delicious food and eventually lose their concentration and begin to "chow down like a motherfucker".

See also: Kate Moss, fashion, fashion models, runway model, psychology, DSM, DSM handbook, mental disorder, mental disorders, depression, self-image

1. Anorexia is prevalent in the fashion community.

2. Condition of having anorexia: "That model is anorexic."

by Craig B. December 30, 2005