Cpt.Bob's definitions

Ubernostrom

Miracle drug that tastes just like candy

Man 1: It tastes just like candy
Man 2: I enjoy the freedom of Ubernostrom.
Deep Echoey voice: UBERNOSTROM!
Man 3: Ubernostrom makes me feel fresh.
Man 4: I made $20,000!
Man 5: I naver knew love, but then I tried Ubernostrom.

by Cpt.Bob September 21, 2003

Black Mage

CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN...
and was beaten within an inch of his life by White Mage's giant mallet

Black Mage is Uber-powerful, but a total pervert.

by Cpt.Bob October 19, 2003

Brinstar

The starting location in Metroid(one of the coolest games ever)

Brinstar has some of the simplest enemies in the whole game.

by Cpt.Bob September 6, 2003

Boom

The only sh*tty song ever made by System of a down

What the h*ll were they thinking when they made "boom?"

by Cpt.Bob October 15, 2003

techno

music that owns all other types of "music," except for marching bands, of course.:D

marching band>techno>all the other pop sh*t

by Cpt.Bob October 15, 2003

Hot Chick

1)chick who is hot
2)attractive female
3)see wordRAcaseal/word}

by Cpt.Bob October 18, 2003

arrows

Those satanic little...devices that blur up the screen in Dance Dance Revolution. Overexposure to arrows can cause arrow-related hallucinations over an indefinite period of time.

After attempting MAX 300 ten times straight, John kept seeing arrows in his nightmares.

by Cpt.Bob November 20, 2004