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cherry vanilla dr. pepper

A tasty beverage with far too many adjectives in its name.
Man 1: What is that seemingly delicious concoction you have there, Jimmy?
Jimmy/Man 2: Why, it's only Cherry Vanilla Dr.-
Man 1: Too late, lost interest, shiny objects, fudge, weeeee!
mugGet the cherry vanilla dr. peppermug.

nihilism

The first song on Rancid's second CD, Let's Go!
"Nihilism"

Hey! x4

come into the union district
drive down on sharmon palms
white ghettos paint a picture
broken homes and broken bones
i was so full of scotch i could not stand up
i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup
release me from moral assumption
total rejection total destruction
nihilistic feelings are moving
if you try real hard you’ll see right through them

nihilism! x4

come into the union district
drive down on sharmon palms
white ghettos paint a picture
broken homes and broken bones
walkin a path of self destruction
not affected by the repercussions
lady on the billboard offer me a drink
said not right now i need time to think
nihilistic feelins are movin
if i try real hard
i'll see right through them

nihilism! x4

background nihilism x6
i was so full of scotch i could not stand up
i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup
come into the union district
drive down on sharmon palms
white ghettos paint a picture
broken homes and broken bones
yeah...
Broken Bones!

Hey! x4
mugGet the nihilismmug.

kurdt cobain

How he actually spelt his name, as seen in his own journal.
mugGet the kurdt cobainmug.

blueberry pie

Simply the greatest creation ever created by those who creatively create. I love pie, and it loves me back. It's all good.
All your pie are belong to me.
mugGet the blueberry piemug.

narcrophilia

Falling asleep while having sex with dead people. Combination of necrophilia and narcolepsy. Often deadly, sufferers are given short periods of time to live.
Jim has narcrophilia, er, HAD narcrophilia, RIP Jim, RIP.
mugGet the narcrophiliamug.

tricycle

Overachieving bike, or a bike with permanent training wheels.
Clowns only feasible mode of uncramped transportation.
mugGet the tricyclemug.

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