Definitions by Cowboy Dave

cubivore 

One of the worst games ever made. Made for gamecube, it consisted of a small cube hopping around and eating other cubes. Everything was a cube, including the sun and moon. Your cube could aquire limbs, which were squares. When another cube was spotted, your cube would say "EEP! Its the (insert ridiculous name here) cubivore!" For example, "EEP! Its the district attourney cubivore!" As a whole, the game had no point, and its only redeming quality was the humor value associated with making your own "EEP! Its the _______ cubivore!"

When Jon payed 40 dollars to buy cubivore, he felt like a fool after playing that god awful game.

"EEP! The motherwoman cubivore!"

cubivore by Cowboy Dave May 29, 2007

ninja tuck 

To tuck one's boner up into his waistband quickly while nobody is looking to avoid it being noticed.

At the same time Jon had a full boner, the teacher called him up to the board. He performed a ninja tuck and nobody was the wiser.

ninja tuck by Cowboy Dave November 19, 2006

tusks 

A chicks tits that curve down and out, giving the appearance of tusks.

After Nicole took off her top, i lost my boner due to the unattractiveness of her tusks.

tusks by Cowboy Dave August 30, 2006

boofy

Something out of the ordinary; unorthodox.

"Man that chicks hair was boofy!"

boofy by Cowboy Dave August 30, 2006