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An angle that is approximately 19 degrees, such as the external angle of a regular 19-sided polygon.
During this pandemic crisis, math teachers have been told to avoid setting geometry questions whose answers are a corona angle—that “deadly” acute angle that looks cute on the surface.
by Covido October 22, 2020
Get the Corona Anglemug. When the country with the world’s largest Muslim population initially claimed that they had zero cases of the coronavirus, thanks to Allah’s “favor and protection,” compared to their more developed neighbors—today, the divine intervention is on hold, as Indonesia’s infection and mortality rates put them among the worst nation in Asia in containing the pandemic crisis.
The World Health Organization (WHO) and Indonesia’s neighbors had doubts about the Covid-🇮🇩 claim, because they all deduced that their alleged zero infection or mortality rate is the result of their poor health system and inept political leadership, and not so much because of a special divine protection on the nation.
by Covido December 17, 2020
Get the Covid-🇮🇩mug. One way to inform others in writing that you have been vaccinated against the coronavirus with the assumption that the odds of infecting them are quasi-zero.
Guesstimate what percentage of CoⓋid-19 math teachers and tutors in China, India, or Russia might still be infectious if 99.99% of them were jabbed with their homegrown vaccines.
by Covido January 20, 2021
Get the CoⓋid-19mug. What Donald J. Trump cold-heartedly tweeted to Americans to “prove” to them that he had triumphed over the virus, as if everybody could have access to 24/7 world-class medical care and to experimental medications as him to speed up their recovery.
President Trump’s “Don’t be afraid of Covid!” is not only offensive or repugnant to the families and friends of the 210,000-odd people who had died of Covid-19, and to the 7.5 million of people who had contracted the virus, but also irresponsible or ill-advised to the American public, who are repulsed by his lack of sympathy.
by Covido October 6, 2020
Get the Don’t be afraid of Covid!mug. When the number of corona infections or deaths is a million, mostly due to the mishandling of the pandemic crisis, or to the ineptitude of an oft-corrupt or rogue head of state.
A covidillion deaths and over 33 covidillion infections were recorded yesterday thanks to corrupt or fake leaders like Trump, Johnson, Modi, and Bolsonaro.
by Covido September 29, 2020
Get the Covidillionmug. When everyone is hell-bent to remain vigilant, so that the coronavirus has near-zero chances of spreading—when people behave as if they would die if they were to contract the virus.
If more fake leaders would promote the “Don’t give corona a chance!” slogan aggressively or paranoically, infections and deaths due to Covid-19 could become a thing of the past.
by Covido September 27, 2020
Get the Don’t Give Corona a Chance!mug. When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.
Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.
by Covido December 28, 2021
Get the Poisson Vaccinationmug.