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1st definition: Scumbunkler is a term used to identify a rat toothed little Judas.
2nd definition: Scumbunkler can also be used to identify someone who is normally quite courteous and fair, but has decided to do something pretty scummy to save them either time or money.
2nd definition: Scumbunkler can also be used to identify someone who is normally quite courteous and fair, but has decided to do something pretty scummy to save them either time or money.
First example:
First guy: “Hey shall we get a train ticket from the machine?”
Scaralambus: “Nah let’s crawl through the sewers, and sneak on. I ain’t paying £3.50”
First guy: “scumbunkler”
Second example:
Pedro: “Howard why are we driving on the pavement? I’m pretty sure we just ran someone over you scumbunkler..”
Peen: “I’m not waiting for that traffic lol. I always drive on the pavement. Most of them survive.”
First guy: “Hey shall we get a train ticket from the machine?”
Scaralambus: “Nah let’s crawl through the sewers, and sneak on. I ain’t paying £3.50”
First guy: “scumbunkler”
Second example:
Pedro: “Howard why are we driving on the pavement? I’m pretty sure we just ran someone over you scumbunkler..”
Peen: “I’m not waiting for that traffic lol. I always drive on the pavement. Most of them survive.”
by Count Noosula June 19, 2023
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A term to describe the spiralling demise of a Trottlehog.
When the trottlehogs legs reach a certain speed and rhythm, the hog enters a frenzy and begins to lust for whiskey and cocaine.
A term to describe the spiralling demise of a Trottlehog.
When the trottlehogs legs reach a certain speed and rhythm, the hog enters a frenzy and begins to lust for whiskey and cocaine.
Example one:
Friend: Eddy mate, are you ok?
Eddy: nah mate, just drank a pint of Johnny Olives spunk mixed with Sambucca.
Friend: Edd please not another Eddpocalypse. You locked yourself in your room for two weeks after the last one.
Eddy: don’t worry moit, I’ll be doing exactly the same tonight, should be fun.
Friend: Eddy mate, are you ok?
Eddy: nah mate, just drank a pint of Johnny Olives spunk mixed with Sambucca.
Friend: Edd please not another Eddpocalypse. You locked yourself in your room for two weeks after the last one.
Eddy: don’t worry moit, I’ll be doing exactly the same tonight, should be fun.
by Count Noosula June 18, 2023
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The Mob Rule campaign lasted until August 12th, and resulted in approximately 320,000 dead.
There is an 80ft statue in Panama City commemorating CBrame’s short but bloody rule.
The Mob Rule campaign lasted until August 12th, and resulted in approximately 320,000 dead.
There is an 80ft statue in Panama City commemorating CBrame’s short but bloody rule.
At CBrame’s height of power, he ordered a parade of 700 elephants to ride through the jungle to his estate.
All but two of the elephants died of dehydration, along with their 400 riders.
All but two of the elephants died of dehydration, along with their 400 riders.
by Count Noosula January 20, 2022
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