that's the way the pickle squirts

The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.

Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!

by courtney May 28, 2004

shaquil hyder 3

a.k.a courtneys man.shaquil you are so mine!sex machine!! lol....did me on our 3 month annerversary babe! muah muah muah!! xxoxo

I love you soo much!! im never gonna let you go! u are me world, my heart, my mind,my soul, the air i breathe, you are my everything! iwuve you!! mmmmmk?? screw u guys im going home! ha ha great times babe! mauh xoxo

by courtney January 09, 2005

grotti

dead wrong; an action that deserves a beat-down

Girl One: That bitch thats supposed to be my best friend slobbed my man.
Girl Two: That's grotti.

by Courtney August 25, 2003

cock

wht girls love and u kno we want them in are pussys soo just do it other wise knowen as a penis but some like em large

Damn look the cock is large

by Courtney March 31, 2004

danks

a word used to describe good weed

do u have any danks?

by courtney March 09, 2005

Shiznit

someone or something that is just awesome, beyond words... just 'the shiznit'.

Roger: Courtney, you da shiznit!
Courtney: No, no, Roger... YOU da shiznit!

by Courtney April 30, 2003

korn

Korn is the name of a band, but "korn" also refers to when two homosexual men have anal sex without a condom (a.k.a barebacking). Once one man ejaculates inside the other man's arse, he eats out his own cum... only to end up with a nasty piece of "korn" (cum-soaked turd) as well!

Tony couldn't resist; he put his eager mouth to Marc's puckered hole. Eagerly and noisily, he sucked out his own cum, and in his haste, swallowed a piece of Marc's sloppy, bitter korn...

by Courtney November 06, 2006