CouRtney's definitions

candy cane children

Religious fans or followers of band The White Stripes.

"Went to a White Stripes' concert last week. The Candy Cane Children were out in full force."

by Courtney April 7, 2005

korn

Korn is the name of a band, but "korn" also refers to when two homosexual men have anal sex without a condom (a.k.a barebacking). Once one man ejaculates inside the other man's arse, he eats out his own cum... only to end up with a nasty piece of "korn" (cum-soaked turd) as well!

Tony couldn't resist; he put his eager mouth to Marc's puckered hole. Eagerly and noisily, he sucked out his own cum, and in his haste, swallowed a piece of Marc's sloppy, bitter korn...

by Courtney November 6, 2006

dc's

air force 1's it's a term used in southern va (virginia beach)

he has the all white dc's.

by courtney December 11, 2003

Shiznit

someone or something that is just awesome, beyond words... just 'the shiznit'.

Roger: Courtney, you da shiznit!
Courtney: No, no, Roger... YOU da shiznit!

by Courtney April 30, 2003

boyfriend

Someone that your best friend hates. but you choose your boyfriend over her. and then when you break-up you go crawling back about so and so broke you heart.

can we just talk, my boyfriend just broke up with me. can we just be friends again?

by courtney November 24, 2004

Fatherfucker

The title of Canadian pervert Peaches 2003 album, the word fatherfucker has also become a fun new insult for the female persuasion.

"Fuck you bitch! Fatherfucker!"

by Courtney April 8, 2005

Bitch tits

Any one seen Fight Club? There's a fight scene involving a guy who has bitch tits.

Bitch tits form when a male heavily abuses steroids. Given that all men have a small amount of oestrogen in addition to testosterone, steroids greatly increase the level of testosterone in a man's body.

However, in an attempt to keep testosterone and oestrogen at steady levels in relation to each other, the body produces much more oestorgen than necessary, resulting in feminine characteristics, namely breasts.

"Is Pete still on the 'roids?"

"No. He stopped taking them last year when they gave him bitch tits."

by Courtney April 8, 2005