Cortana Dragoon's definitions

Barney

THE ULTIMATE EVIL! He must be destroyed at all costs!

Join me, in my noble crusade against Barney!

Barney will devour your soul!!

by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

cool

1. Slang for good, alright.
2. Popular.
3. Thinks they are all that.

1. Ocarina of Time was a cool game with some of the best graphics of the time, at the time.
2. Kellie is cool, she has all the guys in the palm of her hand.
3. Tiffani thinks she is cool, but all the guys think she is just lesbian.

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

Smiting Stick

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).

Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly

by Cortana Dragoon September 4, 2005

McDonalds

A restaurant chain that would have been cool if not for all the lawsuits.

Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.

I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?

BRING BACK THE OLD-SCHOOL MCDONALD'S!

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

poop

Food pre-digested for convenience.

I ate some poop last night.

by Cortana Dragoon September 6, 2005

Avatar: The Last Airbender

A really shitty show on Nickelodeon. Centers around a twelve-year-old kid with superpowers and his dysfunctional homosexual friends.

This show is worse than Spongebob and I'm not lying.

by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

final boss

The last boss of any video game. One of the most if not the most climactic fight in the game.

Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.

Technically, Sephiroth is the final boss of FF7, but because it's a staged fight many consider Safer Sephiroth to be the final boss.

Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.

Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.

by Cortana Dragoon September 6, 2005