A disease that most teenagers go through.
Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.
There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.
Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.
There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.
by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005
1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.
1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!
by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005
The last boss of any video game. One of the most if not the most climactic fight in the game.
Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.
Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.
Technically, Sephiroth is the final boss of FF7, but because it's a staged fight many consider Safer Sephiroth to be the final boss.
Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.
Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.
Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.
Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.
by Cortana Dragoon August 26, 2005
A sweet baddie in Halo, which becomes your ally in some Halo 2 levels. One of them (the Arbiter) is a playable character in Halo 2.
I got owned by gold-armored Elites in Halo, but now that they included the energy sword as a weapon in Halo 2 I can finally have vengeance.
by Cortana Dragoon June 16, 2005
A substance of great mystery and horror.
Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.
Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.
Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.
Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.
by Cortana Dragoon July 03, 2005
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005
My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005