Nickelodeon

A television channel that at one time owned. But they canceled all the good shows and replaced them with shows aimed at six-year-olds (so what does that make Nick Jr., like, two-year-old shit?), made a brief comeback with Invader Zim, but canceled that and is dying now.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.

Nickelodeon sucks ass. If you don't believe me, watch Spongebob or Avatar: The Last Airbender.

by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

343 Guilty Spark

The most disgusting, annoying, downright EVIL character in Halo. Not quite as bad in Halo 2.

"Reclaimer! *humming* Oh, hello."

Aaaaargh.

by Cortana Dragoon July 05, 2005

Weiner

What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.

"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."

by Cortana Dragoon July 25, 2008

Elite

A sweet baddie in Halo, which becomes your ally in some Halo 2 levels. One of them (the Arbiter) is a playable character in Halo 2.

I got owned by gold-armored Elites in Halo, but now that they included the energy sword as a weapon in Halo 2 I can finally have vengeance.

by Cortana Dragoon July 20, 2008

Halo 2

The greatest sequel to the greatest game ever.

If all of you Half-Life fans who have never even played Halo 2 continue to dis it, I will personally HUNT YOU DOWN.

Open your eyes, my brothers!

by Cortana Dragoon July 05, 2005

gay

1. Happy.
2. Homosexual.
3. A generic insult.

1. You are gay.
2. You are gay.
3. You are gay.

Hee hee hee ^.^

by Cortana Dragoon August 01, 2005

fear

What usually keeps us from doing really, really stupid things (like jumping into a pool of pirahnas for example).

Some people think fear is a bad thing.

Some fears are stupid.

The only thing to fear is fear itself.
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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to suffering.
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My brother fears moths.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005