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Definitions by Cornpop was a bad dude

10 year old: how do you spell 'independent?'
Webbie: I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T, do you know what that mean mane?
10 year old: thanks so much Trill Young Savage, I am going to ace that spelling test tomorrow!

You know, the thing 

The thing, you know, it's the thing, the thing that Sleepy Joe Biden clearly doesn't know.
Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!

America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!

The lights are on, but nobody's home 

1. Literally, when someone leaves their house and forgets to turn off their lights.
2. Joe Biden
1.
John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!

2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.

Erectile dysfunction 

When a man's penis is unable to get hard, when a man has difficulty getting or keeping an erection. There are many reasons for this but one such reason could be when you see someone so ugly and unattractive that you have a hard time becoming turned on again after seeing something so repulsive. The only way to fix this is to counter the horror that you have witnessed with the most drop-dead sexy girls that never fail to turn you on and will help to erase the repulsive imagery from your mind.
After I saw Kamala Harris' nude photos, I had erectile dysfunction for over two months.

Big stick 

A big or very large penis, especially that of a president.
Sleepy Joe Biden: I promise you, the president has a big stick, I promise you!

Well he would know, he was slapped around by that big stick for 8 years.

Joe Biden loves the BBC

Lil Uzi Vert 

A shitty rapper who is apparently going to hell, along with all of his fans. The reason for this may be for forcing his terrible music on the public, because of this he will burn in the lake of fire, along with his brain-dead fans.
Lil Uzi Vert: I'm going to hell, and since none of yall have been carried up outta here, obviously yall coming with me.
A man who gets peed on, especially by another man.
Luke totally got draked last night at the club lol