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The Patrick Star award

An award you give to somebody who has done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else.
Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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Biden

B - bullshitin'
I - I'm not the president
D - does anyone know why I'm here because I don't!
E - everyone who voted for me is even dumber than I am
N - niggers are bad because I'm a racist
Joey 'sippy cup' Biden is the real racist, not Donald Trump.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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Mentally retarded

99% of all liberals in 2022. The kind of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself.
Most liberals today are fucking mentally retarded, ya dig? In fact, I bet a liberal will be offended that I used the word retarded like this, yet they are for the murder of unborn babies!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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Big stick

A big or very large penis, especially that of a president.
Sleepy Joe Biden: I promise you, the president has a big stick, I promise you!

Well he would know, he was slapped around by that big stick for 8 years.

Joe Biden loves the BBC
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 17, 2022
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Out of place

Something that doesn't belong in a particular category or field, or someone who just doesn't fit in.
When you see Lil Wayne's name on a 'greatest rappers of all time' list, along with real legendary rappers like Nas, Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, KRS-One, Kool G Rap and 2Pac, Lil Wayne just seems totally out of place since he's nowhere near any of them when it comes to talent or music output.

When Drake raps, he always sounds out of place.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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Barely there Biden

Another funny and accurate name for Joe Biden, due to the fact that every time you see him and hear him he seems 'barely there' mentally and has no idea what he is saying, doing, who he is talking to or much less where he is.
Barely there Biden: My friend, my long friend, my long friend time friend she's my friend she's been my friend, I got hairy legs, that turn, that turn, that that that that that that that that that turn, that uh turn uh uh uh that turn um uh blonde, in the in in in in the the sun, you know, look, I was talking to president...you know, the guy, my boss, RapRock America, I mean, you know, come on man!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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Creepy Joe

An old man who makes disturbing and off-putting comments about little girls, sometimes unintentionally and sometimes intentionally.
Grandpa Joe: Wow, look at those beautiful young ladies, I love to see them dancing, they sure are some gorgeous young girls, wow look at her cross her legs like a little lady, she looks 19! I love seeing all these beautiful girls dancing, and I want to see them dancing in four years from now too!
Grandpa George: Man they are like 9 years old, stop being such a creepy Joe!

Joe Biden: The kids, I love to hear them, they used to come up outta the pool and rub my hairy legs, and they used to sit on my lap, I learned a lot, I learned a lot about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap!

Old Joe: Wow look at those beautiful young girls dancing, I love watching them, and I want to see them on the poles in a few years from now too! I can't wait to see them on the poles in a few years dancing!...oh wait, wait, don't twist my words now, I didn't mean...I meant...uh, um...I meant, I meant at the polls, as in the voting polls, come on man!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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