One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Loads funnier than all of the late-night so-called "comedians" of today.
Joe Biden is unintentionally one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Every time he opens his mouth, you know you're in for a good laugh. End of quote, repeat the line.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
1. Guy1: Hey, is it alright if I bring my sister Lezly to dinner tonight?
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!
2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!
3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!
2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!
3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
1. Somebody who talks and or acts like an idiot even though they know better.
2. A Florida rapper ashamed of his educated background and in favor of his retarded sounding alter ego.
2. A Florida rapper ashamed of his educated background and in favor of his retarded sounding alter ego.
1.
Jermaine: ay bruh bruh, tel ny nga who got a prblm wit me he cen git it naam tann bout? I finna beat ny pussay azz nigga dat gots a prblm wit me naam saan?
Marques: Jermaine, stop being a Plies! You weren't raised like that, you are not from the ghetto, you went to college and are educated, so stop talking like a retard and trying to be hood! If you keep pretending to be a thug one of these days you'll get yourself killed by a real thug.
Jermaine: but I wants people to think I'm cool! Being smart isn't cool nomore, naam taan bout?
2.
Plies: Ay yo bih, dis ya lil ol Plies talkin, n I be lookin' 4 a fine lil bussit baby, naam sayin? I be trynna git her nimba bruh bruh, n I'm a goon, I rlly b n dem streetz bruh, I'm sippin on dat yike, pussy nigga mess wit me he ain't gon make it bike, modafucka itz sweet pussay satday, I finna git ma dick sucked bruh bruh, n u no, ppl say im not lyrical bruh, but dat ain't my fault bih, I dropped outta college bih, ain't earned my degree, naam taan bout bruh bruh?
Smart person: oh shut up already, and stop talking like a retard when you can actually speak properly, you can we've heard you in interviews. You don't live the thug life you stole all your rap material from your brother's life. You went to college and are somewhat educated, and just because you dropped out that isn't an excuse for your bad lyrical abilities, I mean look at Nas, he didn't even go to college and he's 100 times more lyrical than you could ever hope to be.
Jermaine: ay bruh bruh, tel ny nga who got a prblm wit me he cen git it naam tann bout? I finna beat ny pussay azz nigga dat gots a prblm wit me naam saan?
Marques: Jermaine, stop being a Plies! You weren't raised like that, you are not from the ghetto, you went to college and are educated, so stop talking like a retard and trying to be hood! If you keep pretending to be a thug one of these days you'll get yourself killed by a real thug.
Jermaine: but I wants people to think I'm cool! Being smart isn't cool nomore, naam taan bout?
2.
Plies: Ay yo bih, dis ya lil ol Plies talkin, n I be lookin' 4 a fine lil bussit baby, naam sayin? I be trynna git her nimba bruh bruh, n I'm a goon, I rlly b n dem streetz bruh, I'm sippin on dat yike, pussy nigga mess wit me he ain't gon make it bike, modafucka itz sweet pussay satday, I finna git ma dick sucked bruh bruh, n u no, ppl say im not lyrical bruh, but dat ain't my fault bih, I dropped outta college bih, ain't earned my degree, naam taan bout bruh bruh?
Smart person: oh shut up already, and stop talking like a retard when you can actually speak properly, you can we've heard you in interviews. You don't live the thug life you stole all your rap material from your brother's life. You went to college and are somewhat educated, and just because you dropped out that isn't an excuse for your bad lyrical abilities, I mean look at Nas, he didn't even go to college and he's 100 times more lyrical than you could ever hope to be.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Joe Biden: Um uh, uh you know, you know the the thing, it's just, it's just, I mean think about it, think about how we think about it, it's just, you know, you know, the rapidly rising, um uh, with um uh, um I don't know, anyway, look, look fatty, here's the deal, play the radio, or um, I mean, have the telephone on at night, I mean um uh the tv, or um uh the record player, make sure the kids hear words, but you know, covid has taken, it has taken over 100 years just since the outbreak, I mean, I mean it's just, c'mon maaaan!
Any person with a brain: this man has dementia and clearly should not be president!
Any democrat: Oh my gosh yay yay yay go Joe! That was the greatest thing I've ever heard anyone ever say about anything ever! Orange man bad!
Any person with a brain: this man has dementia and clearly should not be president!
Any democrat: Oh my gosh yay yay yay go Joe! That was the greatest thing I've ever heard anyone ever say about anything ever! Orange man bad!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
A rapper who most people believe to be straight, but is really gay. He also cries all the time but then tries to act all hard. Says how he could steal your bitch but in reality he'd probably kiss you on the lips and put your penis in his mouth instead.
Drake: Ya, ya ya ya, I'm Drizzy, I get more bitches than I can handle, ya, they blow on me like a candle, that pussy girl I'm trynna sample, my girl got so much ass she ample, ya
Also Drake: Ooh, ooh, Little Wayne, he's just too good, ooh he's just tooo good!
Also Drake: Ooh, ooh, Little Wayne, he's just too good, ooh he's just tooo good!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Somebody who literally sucks at everything. A Drake is someone who does a lot of different activities, but they aren't particularly exceptional at any one of them. A drake may become huge in a particular field despite having no skills in that field.
I hate when Drake raps
Drake sings too much
Drake is a pop artist
Drake doesn't even write his own songs
Drake is a faggot
Drake took an L
Drake didn't start from the bottom
Drake is finished
Drake makes music for girls
Anybody else >>> Drake
Yeah, everybody knows
Drake sings too much
Drake is a pop artist
Drake doesn't even write his own songs
Drake is a faggot
Drake took an L
Drake didn't start from the bottom
Drake is finished
Drake makes music for girls
Anybody else >>> Drake
Yeah, everybody knows
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Yet another wack rapper with no skills. Representing (or rather disgracing) Memphis, Young Dolph commands little to no respect. All of his songs are about the same things, just about how much money he has, how many bitches he fucks, how many guns he has and how many drugs he smokes. Some people say that Dolph speaks for the struggle, but all his music really does is promote cocaine use to young teens who don't know any better.
Guy1: Yo I agreed with Pete Rock when he said that Young Dolph is trash, somebody needed to say it and I'm glad he did because that nigga is straight garbage!
Guy2: Yeah, Dolph is a joke and he has no skill.
Guy2: Yeah, Dolph is a joke and he has no skill.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 15, 2022