Excess tax on stupidity

noun - the lottery. Some consider it the tax on stupidity because the proceeds go to the state, and only the stupid pay it.
John: I got to buy my big lotto ticket!
Jack: Oh, you have to pay your excess tax on stupidity!
by Corn Flake December 05, 2006
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Snow dayed

phrase - whenever you get up and ready for school, drink coffee, shower, the whole shabang, then school gets cancelled and you can't go back to bed.
John: Alright, time for school.
Joe: School's cancelled.
John: Man! I can't go back to bed.
Joe: Snow dayed. Ouch.
by Corn Flake February 13, 2007
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Dennis Miller

v. to use to many large, complex words in a sentence. Also, to make too many obscure historical references in a sentence.
Dennis Miller: I don't want to go on a rant here, but the U.S. foreign policy makes about as much sense as Robert Fulton having sex with Beowulf at the First Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Rovslofski filibustered deoxymonohydroxinate.
by Corn Flake December 10, 2006
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instagram baddie

An instagram baddie is another term for an instagram whore.
Boy:"Max is such an instagram baddie.."
Girl:"Ikr! he always posts pics of his abs!"
by Corn flake June 28, 2015
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Family Feud

A long-running game show where two families try to guess what the "survey says" in order to win $20,000. Originally hosted by Richard Dawson, then by Ray Combs, then by Louie Anderson, then by Richard Karn, and finally is currently hosted by John O'Hurley.
John: Hey, did you see yesterday's episode of Family Feud?
Jack: No, I missed it. What happened?
John: The question was "Name something you feel before you buy it.", and some woman buzzed in and said "excited"!
by Corn Flake September 21, 2006
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Popularity Contest

Even though Joe was more fitting to be class president, John won solely because his good looks were enough to win a popularity contest.
by Corn Flake October 26, 2006
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Quadruple-cat-dare

Noun- Building upon the dare series (Dare, Double Dare Triple-Dog-Dare) a Quadruple-Cat-Dare is the equivalent to 4x the amount of pressure of a regular dare.
John: I Quadruple-cat-dare you defecate on a plate and set it on the teacher's desk with a place card that says "Bon Appetit".
Jack: Deal!
by Corn Flake January 15, 2007
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