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by Corn flake July 8, 2015
Get the instagram baddie mug.v. to use to many large, complex words in a sentence. Also, to make too many obscure historical references in a sentence.
Dennis Miller: I don't want to go on a rant here, but the U.S. foreign policy makes about as much sense as Robert Fulton having sex with Beowulf at the First Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Rovslofski filibustered deoxymonohydroxinate.
by Corn Flake December 11, 2006
Get the Dennis Miller mug.Even though Joe was more fitting to be class president, John won solely because his good looks were enough to win a popularity contest.
by Corn Flake October 26, 2006
Get the Popularity Contest mug.some crappy television host that seems to represent 94% of ABC's program output. Hosts "Dancing with the Stars" and "America's Funniest Home Videos".
Jack: Did you see that crazy new reality show on ABC last night? It was crazy.
John: No. Who hosted it?
Jack: Tom Bergeron
John: Enough said.
John: No. Who hosted it?
Jack: Tom Bergeron
John: Enough said.
by Corn Flake November 23, 2006
Get the Tom Bergeron mug.A long-running game show where two families try to guess what the "survey says" in order to win $20,000. Originally hosted by Richard Dawson, then by Ray Combs, then by Louie Anderson, then by Richard Karn, and finally is currently hosted by John O'Hurley.
John: Hey, did you see yesterday's episode of Family Feud?
Jack: No, I missed it. What happened?
John: The question was "Name something you feel before you buy it.", and some woman buzzed in and said "excited"!
Jack: No, I missed it. What happened?
John: The question was "Name something you feel before you buy it.", and some woman buzzed in and said "excited"!
by Corn Flake September 21, 2006
Get the Family Feud mug.John: Oh man! I can't believe we lost that volleyball match in phys. ed today.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.
by Corn Flake December 9, 2008
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