cement pond

noun - an inground swimming pool.
entymology: from the Beverly Hillbillies show on tv used the term to describe their swimming pool.
Jethro: Hey Pa! I'm gonna take me a dip in the cement pond!
by Corn Flake October 28, 2006
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Phonosexual

noun- one who is obsessed with their cell phone and seems to always talk on it.
My daughter is such a phonosexual. Last night she talked to her boyfriend for 200 minutes. Thanks for hogging up the Family Share Plan bee-otch!
by Corn Flake October 05, 2006
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Excess tax on stupidity

noun - the lottery. Some consider it the tax on stupidity because the proceeds go to the state, and only the stupid pay it.
John: I got to buy my big lotto ticket!
Jack: Oh, you have to pay your excess tax on stupidity!
by Corn Flake December 06, 2006
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1 vs. 100

New game show hosted by that Bob Saget guy from Full House. Apparently it involves 1 person facing off in a trivia competition against 100 people.
That Bob Saget guy is hosting that game show 1 vs. 100.
by Corn Flake October 07, 2006
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Willy on Wheels

infamous vandal that vandalizes wikipedia by moving pages to the original title but with the addition of the phrase on wheels.
Willy on Wheels moved the page George W. Bush to George W. Bush on Wheels.
by Corn Flake November 11, 2008
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philiminate

to be eliminated from the amazing race. comes from the show's host phil keoghan who eeliminates the team in last place.
The other night on the amazing race some fat muslim guys were philiminated from the race.
by Corn Flake September 19, 2006
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10 tile rule

phrase- simply means that if you're ever forced to go somewhere in public with your parents (the local mall for example), and you don't want to be seen in this humiliating situation, you walk 10 tiles ahead of your parents, nobody will ever notice that you're with them. The whole thing goes out the window if they scream your name out across the mall, but the entire situation can be avoided completely if you just bring your cell phone and they allow you to leave their watchful eyes.
John: I have to go to the mall with my parents, and for some reason they said I can't leave their sight.
Joe: No sweat man. All you have to do is use the 10 tile rule.
by Corn Flake January 03, 2007
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